Tag Archives: Penelope Cruz
CNW Junk Drawer: Party! Pizza Party!
We just wanted an excuse to post this Madonna picture. Thank you.
Dennis Hopper is in the hospital. Decades of drug abuse, and it’s a case of the sniffles that brings him down? (Daily Stab)
A gallery of Mariah Carey’s nipples. Better than the Guggenheim. (Cityrag)
Spencer Pratt considers cutting off his nuts. Please? (Allie Is Wired)
Serena Williams. [...]
Woody Allen Sez: "If You Like Sex, Don't See My Movie"
Woody Allen is not a very savvy businessman. Most directors would let rumors of sexed-up storylines and hot lesbian action run rampant, but not Woody. He says, "There ain't none of that crap in my movie, pervos; it's art." According to WENN:
Woody Allen has denied rumours of racy sex scenes between Penelope Cruz and Scarlett [...]
Sticky Cristina Lesbo-moan-a
If Hollywood movies have taught us anything, it’s that darkrooms are seriously sexy places and if more than one person is occupying one, the red lighting and chemical smells will impel them to make out. That, and the fact that tough guys always crack their necks slowly before beating or killing you. But back to [...]
An Elegy for Penelope Cruz's T&A
When we last left Penelope Cruz, she was enjoying the good life in the south of France with a gentleman caller, sipping the finest wine while donning a butt-crack-skimming bikini. Today brings us even more of Penelope (or even less, depending on how you look at it). Pictures and clips from her upcoming film Elegy [...]
Scarj and Penny in Vicky Cristina Barcelesbo
Woody Allen may be roughly 300 years old and living a life of pervatude with his former step-daughter, but he's still got it. And by "it" we mean the erectile capacity to still desire seeing two luscious, ample-bosomed sex goddesses do each other on screen. Hooray for Viagra! Page Six reports:
SCARLETT Johansson has a steamy [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Ambrosio of the Gods
ï Model Alessanda Ambrosio is out Victoria's Secret undies. Yayyy! And into a bikini. Boooo. No, wait. Yay. (Egotastic!)
ï "I'm Fat Shady, yes I'm the Fat Shady, all you other Fat Shadys are just imatatin'." (Cityrag)
ï We can't improve on this original headline: 1 Hayden, 2 Cups. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Penelope Cruz and [...]
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Shocking New Book Alleges Tom Cruise Is Wacky Cult Leader
So you know all those things you've heard about Tom Cruise being a crazy loony mental patient who does nothing all day but mutter under his breath "I love L. Ron. L. Ron is God" and stare at the author's photo on the back of Dianetics? Someone said, "What the hell, I can sell that" [...]
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Also tagged books, David Beckham, Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman, Scientology, Tom Cruise, Victoria Beckham
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PenÈlope Cruz Did Not Make out with Her Sister. She Made out with Someone Who Looks Like Her Sister.
Eduardo Cruz does not want to be seen as the slightly more rock ‘n’ roll Enrique Iglesias. He wants to be seen as the slightly more rock ‘n’ roll Enrique Iglesias who fulfills his taboo childhood fantasies by having his super famous, super hot sister in his video making out with someone who looks like [...]
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Also tagged celebrity gay rumors, celebrity hookups, Eduardo Cruz, MÌa Maestro, MÛnica Cruz, music videos
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