Tag Archives: Paula Abdul
Leaked Phone Rants: the New Celebrity Sex Tape
Much like Lohan being in a funk over leaked cokepix, Paula Abdul is miffed in regards to the internet getting ahold of her phonetapped hissy. She told TMZ:
"I am deeply hurt and extremely disappointed that someone has taken a private telephone conversation that I had with my representatives and released it to the media. This [...]
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Paula Abdul Does More Nutty Crap
Yeah, we're pretty sure all the interesting and relevant starlets in Hollywood are in rehab, jail, or the hospital right now, so what the hey, here's something about Paula Abdul pitching a tantrum on a conference call. Page Six reports that they received an audio tape of a conference call between Paula and some [...]
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Paula Abdul Fall Down Go Boom on Nose
Paula Abdul, whose people assure us does not have a neurological disorder, brain affliction, pill problem, or particular liking of alcoholic beverages, continued to prove this by taking a tumble in her home and breaking her nose on Saturday. Paula told Extra:
"I took a nasty fall trying not to hurt my dog. I bruised myself [...]
Market Research Shows QVC Audience Responds to Crazy; Paula Abdul Makes Appearance
Somewhere deep inside the mind of Paula Abdul, things like complete sentences, coherent thought, and valid opinions hide. But it seems that somewhere along the way this portion of Paula's brain dislodged itself from the muscles that control her mouth and it's now floating around in her skull, searching for the exit. (We're guessing this [...]
Paula Abdul Is Twitchy, Eric McCormack Is a Banshee
If we were a rich and famous celebrity, we would probably demand that trained emus carry us upon a feather-stuffed daybed whenever we traveled, and we'd never stop complaining about how much our diamond-studded 24 karat gold underwear chafed our skin. But we are not rich or famous, so when we hear tell of celebrities [...]
Brandon Davis Hates Arabs, Self
You may remember this story about Brandon Davis inviting Paula Abdul to lick a mysterious part of his anatomy. It seems that Greasy Bear didn't stop there, also taking aim at her Middle Eastern heritage. Funny thing, though: Greasy Bear's rightful surname is Zarif and he's half Turkish. The New York Daily News reports:
Brandon crossed [...]
Brandon Davis Wants to Be Carrot Top of Insult Comedy
Paris Hilton should just dispense with the nonsense that she has a birthDATE and declare an entire birthYEAR. That way she can celebrate turning twenty-six every single weekend for the remainder of 2007. And if we're lucky Greasy Bear will attend every single celebration, yelling out possibly offensive slogans at every passing celeb in hopes [...]
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Drunk-Hearted Snake
Wow, it’s really nice to see that Geri Jewell from television’s The Facts of Life is still getting work these days.