Tag Archives: Paul Walker
If They're Not Trying to Take Your Picture, Are You Avoiding Them or Are They Avoiding You?
Listen up, celebrities. Paul Walker is sick and tired of you always bitching about being followed by the paparazzi. He for one finds it simple to avoid having his photograph taken. All he has to do is possess fewer acting skills than Jean-Claude Van Damme and star in really crappy movies that only thirteen-year-olds watch. [...]
Jessica Alba, the Stuff of Dreams and Loathing
As we told you a few days ago, Jessica Alba topped a poll to be crowned the #1 girl with whom men would like to have a relationship. Jessica Alba as your best girl? Keen! Jessica in a Ship n’ Shore blouse, on your arm at the big homecoming dance, holding hands at the flickers, [...]