ï In case you were wondering if Pam Anderson's nipples were still inching their way towards her armpits, the answer is a resounding yes! (Taxi Driver)

ï Abigail Clancy: dumpy name, glamorous naked boobs in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Despite her assertions to the contrary, Jessica Alba is most definitely shopping around pics of her baby. (Cityrag)

ï Awwww. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, happy and hugging. Not as exciting as groaning and fingerblasting, but we make do with what we're given. (Yeeeah!)

ï Sienna Miller enjoys sleeping with . . . . . . . . . . . Heath Ledger's pajamas. (CelebWarship)

ï Heather Locklear throws some gang signs. Yo yo yo, northeast siiiiiide, Bev Hills, dis ya girl Heathuh! Brentwoooooood! Respect! (The Blemish)

ï Paul Newman has lung cancer. Noooooooooooooooooooooooo. (Hollywire)

ï Elizabeth Hurley continues to dress her son like he's Little Lord Fauntleroy. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Does Christina Aguilera have her eye on another, nonsimian man? (Hollyscoop)

ï Firecrotch-spouter Brandon Davis has gone from Fat Elvis to slightly less fat Elvis. (Faded Youth)