Tag Archives: Paul McCartney
Madonna Is Wicked Crazy Bummed
As the news of Michael Jackson's death reaches around the globe, we're seeing an outpouring of emotion. From celebrities. Via Twitter and stuff. Tila Tequila tweeted:
"Been layin in bed all night blasting MJ music and watching videos. This is truly an epic and historical moment"
Sir Paul McCartney said:
"He was a massively talented boy man with [...]
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Ebony and Ivory, Again
What's the best way to inject some zazz into a musical career that's faltering before it's even taken off? Add some T Pain vocoder! Or mix in a Beatle, that works too. Just not Ringo. And that's exactly what Paris Hilton is trying to do. Stars are blind! According to our own personal gossip Linda [...]
Heather Mills Gets a Smaller Shit Load of Money Than She Hoped; Still a Shit Load
We're pretty sure that if we were lucky enough to make the leap from "educational sex manual" model to the wife of one of the richest musicians alive, our divorce proceedings would end when said musician offered us 83 bucks and a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni. We're cheap. But Heather Mills has let her divorce [...]
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Mills and McCartney Move On
Heather Mills is all, "Whoooo hooo! Look at meeee! I'm dating again! Look at my boyfriend! He's a sculptor and haberdasher of sorts and is well-known amongst certain classes in one section of London, perhaps! La di da! I'm so fannnncy!"
And then Paul McCartney's like, "I still have ten trillion dollars and I'm seeing Rosanna [...]
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No Halftime Boob from McCartney
The NFL, desperate to avoid a repeat of last year's Superbowl halftime titty, go with the safest, dullest entertainment option they can think of: Sir Paul McCartney.