Tag Archives: Patrick Swayze
He’s Like the Wind
Fuck the world, Patrick Swayze died. Serial rapists, child molesters, and nutwipes like Chris Brown still roam this earth, and yet the man who played Johnny Castle, Dalton, Darrell Curtis, Sam Wheat, and Bodhi is taken from us at 57. Why even go on? Here’s the AP report:
“Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Just Say SheNAE to Pants
ï Shenae Grimes piles on all her clothes–lace stockings, Jack Sparrow boots, lumberjack shirt–at once. All her clothes except for the pants part. (IDLYITW)
ï Kendra Wilkinson says she sneaked some contraband penis into the Playboy mansion. (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham models for Armani skivvies; miraculously does not look like a praying mantis while doing [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Britney Spears, Hugh Hefner, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, Justin Timberlake, Kendra Wilkinson, Nicollette Sheridan, Paula Abdul, plastic surgery rumors, Shenae Grimes, television, underwear, Victoria Beckham
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The Reports of Patrick Swayze's Imminent Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
It seems that the all-night vigil we held with fingers and toes crossed, rocking back and forth on a bed of nails and chanting "Just put your pickle on everybody's plate, college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me" may have worked! TMZ reports:
Patrick Swayze's publicist issued the following statement to TMZ: "Patrick Swayze [...]
He'll Always Be Like the Wind to Us
First Jeff Healey, now Patrick Swayze? Is there some sort of horrible Road House curse? Should we secret Ben Gazzara away in a plastic bubble? We share the following item with a heavy heart and misty eyes, hoping to God, Allah, Krishna, whomever, that it isn't true:
In a shocking world exclusive, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: She's Like the Bling Through My Tree
ï Dirty Dancing's Patrick Swayze says he's experimenting with ìrap rhythms as an emotional undercurrent for ballads.î That makes sense, since rap rhythms are a feeling; a heartbeat. Guh-gung. Guh-gung.
ï Katie Holmes sez: "I won't wed 'til afterbirth!" God, that's sick! Oh, wait. That's "after birth".
ï Still married to one nonfamous guy, [...]
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Also tagged Bono, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Cindy Crawford, Eminem, Katie Holmes, Keira Knightley, Naomi Watts, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Stephanie Seymour, Tori Spelling
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CNW Junk Drawer: Zorro on Doughnuts
ï The unpleasant weave Tyra Banks sported on last season's Top Model has migrated to her lip. That's fierce!
ï Joaquin Phoenix: method actor.
ï When you litter, Patrick Swayze turns his weather-beaten, spiritual face to the skies and weeps a solitary tear.
ï Paris Hilton gets her stoolbox hosed out.
ï Oasis member [...]
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Also tagged David Arquette, Jack White, Joaquin Phoenix, Mariah Carey, Noel Gallagher, Paris Hilton, Tyra Banks
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Just a Fool to Believe Scarlett Has All the Praise He Needs
As if itís not bad enough that Scarlett Johansson is terrified by the sight of her own boobs and canít convince directors to let her take her clothes off, Patrick Swayze doesnít appreciate her praise. You know, cause he gets so damn much of it these days.