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CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke
ï Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (The Blemish)
ï Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)
ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)
ï [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, Anne Hathaway, Britney Spears, Celebrity Sex Tapes, celebs in bikinis, Fergie, Heather Locklear, Hugh Hefner, Jennifer Lopez, Katherine Heigl, Mario Lopez, Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson
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Xtina Fights for Her Right to Party
We never thought we had any particular interest in Christina Aguilera. She's got big jugs, she has actual talent, someone seriously needs to dig a hole in her backyard and throw in every scrap of makeup she owns for the good of mankind, she's married to a monkey. Our thoughts on Xtina pretty much end [...]
Lily Allen Covers up Her Bangers, Airs out Her Gash
At left we have a photograph of British pop star Lily Allen. So demure. So covered. So ladylike. But she's a smart girl; she knows what gets the attention of the press (and therefore what makes the kiddies buy records). So after the cut listen to Lily say, "F that Wino crackhead. I can do [...]
Pam Anderson Offers Her Breasts To Octogenarian Hugh Hefner
We know Hugh Hefner has a reputation to maintain as a world-class perv, but we're guessing what he really wanted for his 82nd birthday was a warm housecoat, some yummy strained peas, and a Matlock box set. Instead what he got was Pam Anderson waving her MagicTanned bald beaver in his face. Hopefully his cataracts [...]
Two Hiltons and a Wall-humping Eggert: The Less Cinematic Side of Sundance
You might think a film festival is somewhere that people go in order to watch movies, but you'd be wrong. God, you're such a fucking moron, aren't you? People go to film festivals to get free shit they could easily afford and party-as-a-verb. At least if your last name is Hilton, anyway. Page Six brings [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity nudity, David Katzenberg, film festivals, Jared Leto, Kim Kardashian, Lena Headey, movies, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Vera Farmiga, Zoe Kravitz
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Paris Checks Into Club Fed
Wigger, meet crotch chiggers. Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton partied together this past weekend. People reports:
The unlikely duo of Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton caused heads to turn in Las Vegas over the pre-New Year's weekend. On Sunday, the duo partied together for the second night running. Both were in town to host separate New [...]
Paris Gets Punchy
Our love for Stamos Nachos is well documented. He's delightfully unwashed, we've never heard him speak (not even in print), and he has the best fake name in celebritydom. That is, until our alter ego makes it big in Hollywood. No one will be able to beat Senor Assface, because it will continually keep the [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, Paris Hilton, Stavros Niarchos
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Lindsay and Paris Chase the Same Nachos
That Stamos Nachos is one hot potato. Since filling our lives with his ooey gooey cheesiness once again, he's been re-linked to MK Olsen, Paris Hilton, and now Lindsay Lohan (and, yes, we recall that just yesterday we brought you a story alleging that LiLo was f'ing Heath Ledger, but the girl's a multitasker). They [...]
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Britney Spears Turns 26, Doesn't Mistake JJ for Cake and Eat Him
We are never satisfied. If Britney Spears does something crazy, we want her to shape up and just be normal. When she does something normal, we want her to throw on a Charles Manson costume and start taking bites out of passersby on the street. (And, yes, we know that Charlie didn't eat people, but [...]
Tara Reid Already Smells Like a Hooker, Now She'll Dress Like One Too
And now for something that will not shock you at all: Tara Reid is hosting a hookers ball in Australia. MSN Australia reports:
Actress Tara Reid ó once one of Hollywood's most popular leading ladies ó is hosting a 'Hookers Ball' in Darwin this weekend.
The American Pie starlet's role in the 21st staging of Darwin's self-styled [...]