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Tom Cruise Totally Rages at Scientology Party
Sing the 1980s commercial jingle for the Pizza Party board game and everyone around you will sing along. Go on. Try it. Nothing puts us in the mood of festive revelry quite like that jaunty little ditty, but if we applied it to a Scientology party, we’d have to change the lyrics to “Party! Creepy [...]
Lordy Lordy! J. Lo's 40!
Jennifer Lopez turned forty years young this weekend. And if you're wondering if becoming a middle aged woman, coupled with now being the married mother of two, has mellowed the infamously insufferable harridan, here's your answer, via the NY Daily News:
Jennifer Lopez was overcome with a variety of emotions at her surprise 40th birthday bash [...]
LiLo Bday Bash 2k9
Let's take a break from Michael mania for a bit to wish a very happy 23rd birthday to the world's foremost famous freckled firecrotch Lindsay Lohan! Her birthday is July 2, but she celebrated this weekend with a pool party in Las Vegas, sponsored by her own brand of canned tan. Yikes, that's like Cover [...]
Justin Timberlake, Tequila Pusher
If you were Jessica Biel's boyfriend, you'd probably cower at her every movement, quake at the thought of her ability to take that sweet, sweet ass away from you, and you'd never ever challenge a single word she said. But since Justin Timberlake is her boyfriend, and he has tasted the sweet nectar of half [...]
Evan Rachel Wood Draws the Line at Answering Questions
Some days we come to work and whine, "I don't wanna write about Jennifer Aniston. She's booooooring!" But you know what? We suck it up and do it anyway. You want to know why? Because it's our fucking job. So we don't feel much sympathy for actors who complain about promoting their movies. That's how [...]
Sam Ronson: Cheater, Cheater, Poonkin Eater
Twitter is good for a lot of things. Learning to restrain your wordiness. Pretending you are friends with people you have never spoken to, like Solange Knowles (who did not bleach her baby). Gems like this from Snoop Dogg: inside peanut butter outside jello..hellllooowww ….twizzles hooow u doiiin?? (actual tweet). But really, its best use [...]
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Dumb & Dumbererer: When Jim Carrey Met 50 Cent
Jim Carrey may pull in millions more per picture than Joaquin Phoenix, but he definitely doesn't share his fellow actor's sense of hip hop adventure. When 50 Cent pulled Jim up on stage during a Sundance party over the weekend, he didn't even bust out an "It is my birthday, I am going to party [...]
"Hey, Brad Pitt, Why You So Ugly?" Asks Drunk Lady
Reviewers everywhere have doted on The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, about the moving love story, the accomplished acting, the outstanding makeup achievements. But no one has the guts to tell it like it is. Sure, it might be a moving tale that examines the nature of youth, but why doesn't Brad Pitt look pretty [...]
Amy Winehouse Too Ugly To Attend Her Own Birthday Party
A couple of weeks ago we stumbled upon this picture of Amy Winehouse. We were so confused that we dug out our trusty protractor and tightened our monocle for a closer look. Could it be? Does Wino look cute? Normal? No, no, no, that couldn't be. Alas, the moment was fleeting and the next day [...]
Nicole and Lionel: Those Rowdy Richies
When you think of father-daughter duo Lionel and Nicole Richie, surely a few words spring to mind. Loud. Rambunctious. Troublemakers. Pugilistic. This weekend saw Richies pere et fille getting denied their right to party. First up, in the Hamptons, Lionel is like Guns n' Roses circa 1988, according to The San Francisco Chronicle:
Lionel Richie has [...]