Tag Archives: Paris Latsis
Paris Hilton Is Good at Faking It
Our trust is like a mountain made of fairy dust and pegasus wings: It takes a long time to build and is extremely fragile. But we always thought we could trust Paris Hilton. We could count on her to cock her head to the side, pretend to smile, and let an errant body part flap [...]
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Paris Hilton Dumb, Immature, and Easy? Who Knew.
When we were in the fourth grade we had a boyfriend named Timmy. We were totally happy and in love for, like, two and a half whole weeks, but then we realized that Timmy was a really lame name and he couldnít even afford to buy us the really good candy, so we found a [...]
Paris Likes 'Em Rich and Greek; Incurs Olsen Wrath
After her "devastating" breakup with Paris Latsis, Paris Hilton has wasted no time finding a new man and pissing off both Mary-Kate Olsen and Tara Reid. Girls, girls! Now, we all know there's only one way to settle this: pudding wrestling. Oh, wait. We're talking about Paris Hilton, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Tara Reid? Then we [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity catfights, celebrity hookups, Mary-Kate Olsen, Paris Hilton, Stavros Niarchos, Tara Reid
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The Simple Life or The Swingers Life?
Weíve just been dying–dying!–to know how the producers of The Simple Life would get around that whole Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie super-bitch feud/wanting to tear off each otherís bobble heads and use them to fatten up Hilary Duff thing. And now we know. Paris and Nicole will separately invade homes and pretend to be [...]
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Say Goodbye To Paris≤
It looks like Paris Hilton is having a bad week. Sources are claiming that her engagement to Paris Latsis has been off for months, she was caught in a lie about giving $6 million to relief for Hurricane Katrina, and sheís got the po-po after her for boozing up some kids. Plus, sheís still a [...]
Sorry, Paris, Your Future Father-In-Law's Just Not That Into You
If your heart is breaking over the thought of Paris Hilton (she's American royalty, you know!) retiring from the spotlight to don aprons and become a forge for infants, fear not! She may not be getting married anytime in the near future after all. A Paris Hilton and a Lindsay Lohan story . . . [...]
Paris Hilton To Get Screwed (In Court)
Rich people are fucking crazy. And we poor Wal-Mart-shopping, Fear Factor-watching schlubs let them get away with it in the hopes that they will drop a stray, unneeded diamond in our path or maybe buy us a drink or something. But when rich people are crazy in front of other rich people, Paris Hilton will [...]
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Parous Hilton?
Paris Hilton is rumored to be knocked up by her meatheaded moneybags fiance, Paris Latsis. What a fantastic idea! She shows up Nicole Richie by being the first to squeeze one out, locks in those Latsis billions and Tinkerbell gets a new playmate. Everybody wins!