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Wait Till They See What's Printed on the TP
Of course of Paris Hilton has nude pictures of herself hanging all over her house. And of course she would invite Access Hollywood over and point and giggle and say, "You can see my boobies, teehee." You know you weren't expecting her to be all like, "This is an original, one-of-a-kind sketch given to my [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Montag Twatt
You WILL see Heidi Montag nude in Playboy. Just what you always wanted! (Yeeeah!)
Hands off the Brad Pitt. Do not touch the Brad Pitt. That means you, Ann Curry. (Anything Hollywood)
When Megan Fox gets a manicure, she actually gets a pedicure. Get it? No? Click on the link then, Einstein. (The Blemish)
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Paris Hilton: Produce Pelter
We do not pretend to have an insight into the vast empty spaces of Paris Hilton's mind. That's not particularly a place we want to spend our time. It would maybe beat the jungle where I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is filming as a vacation destination, but that's about it. So why [...]
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Paris Hilton Dumps BF Through Publicist. Classier Than Text Ditch?
Remember when Matt Damon went on Oprah and was all like, "I'm totally single, not attached to anyone at all, so all you pretty ladies out there, hit me up," and Minnie Driver, watching at home, was all like, "Uh, WTF? I'm your girlfriend, you assbag. Did you seriously forget to break up with me [...]
Paris Hilton Has Audacity to Call Something "Lame and Fake"
We have tried really, really hard to pay absolutely no attention to the man currently servicing Paris Hilton's poon. We do not at all care who he is, if he is famous for something other than his nonchalance in the faces of herpes sores, or if he is worth even half a second of thought. [...]
Slurp
We always suspected that kissing Paris Hilton would feel kind of like kissing Cthulu. Now we have photographic proof. She's either trying to smell Doug Reinhart's face with her tongue, like a cobra, or she's actually singing some high notes a la Adam Lambert.
Paris Parades Her Patooty
Just yesterday we were complaining about the lack of celebrity bikini shots. But perhaps Leighton Meester’s tender, succulent rump on the beach has sparked a celeb ass-off. We’ll soon see shots of every seat in Tinseltown sneaking out from behind spandex. First up, Paris Hilton, who’s all like, “Gossip Girl? I am the original gossip [...]
What's Your Job, Paris? "Uh, Bein' Purty?"
We know how things work in Hollywood. You don't have to have any actual talent or skills or do any real work if you look pretty in a fancy dress and have name recognition. We're hip to their jive. But aren't celebrities at least supposed to give us working folk the impression that they deserve [...]
Guess What Paris Hilton's Thinking About
Subtle, Paris, reallllly subtle. Was a cat not available for the photo shoot? Could you not find a skywriter to scrawl "Come take a big ol' bite of my pussy" above your head on short notice? Cause we're pretty sure that's exactly what this photo says. Not, "Hey, pretend it's 1988 and buy some super [...]
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It's a Beautiful Day . . . to Scratch Your Balls
At first we thought this was a picture of Robin Williams saying good morning, Vietnads, but then we realized that for Robin Williams to show that much skin would involve at least one full case of Nair. No, that's OG tool Bono. And as always he's a bit behind the times. Paris Hilton's been rocking [...]