Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into an epic fight early this morning … so much so the LAPD responded to a call — “Drunk people arguing” — this, according to law enforcement sources.

An eyewitness tells us he saw Paris in her driveway and Doug getting in his car, when Paris began screaming, “Don’t go, don’t go!”

The eyewitness tells us Doug got out of the car and the lovebirds began “shoving each other.” According to law enforcement, cops spoke to Paris and left.

Faded Youth has some pictures of Paris and Doug at an event a few hours before the incident, and Paris looks freakishly like Twirly Curls Barbie, so we wouldn’t be surprised if they weren’t fighting at all–Doug was just trying to best position Paris into the purple plastic chair so he could used the magic twirler to transform her locks into beautiful golden ropes.

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UPDATE: Paris pulls a Shaggy, says “it wasn’t me.”

(The poster is just) a bit of fun. Paris has a proven ability to laugh at herself. We assume that the agency has taken care of the rights to the image of Paris, but we will ask the question. We’re not trying to offend anyone.

What’s next? A billboard with Jessica Simpson’s mug above the word available?

Paris Hilton has landed her next big movie role — and she’s said to have demanded live lobsters as part of her contract.

Hilton will appear alongside Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L. Jackson and Eva Mendes in the cop-action comedy “The Other Guys,” now shooting in New York.
A source reports, “Paris has a cameo role in the movie, where she plays herself. It is all being kept very hush-hush.

“But the producers were shocked when her team handed them a three-page list of demands — including live lobsters to be prepared fresh when she’s ready to eat and a bottle of Grey Goose vodka — all for just one day on the set.

“All celebrities are typically offered riders, but it seemed excessive for just one day’s work playing herself. She was due to fly to New York to film in secret last week.”

A three-page rider for one day of work is impressive, but lobsters and vodka? You can buy those at Jewel. She needs to be demanding things like pillowcases woven by Tibetan monks and R. Kelly’s urine. That would remind people that she’s a stahhhhhh.

Paris Hilton, THE socialite of the century has only announced that she’s “too busy” to go partying anymore and that the LA club scene is no longer any fun!

Paris is claiming that she is working so much recently that her late nights and early mornings are just getting too much, but we thought Paris was the queen of burning the midnight oil?

“Too busy” to party. Hmmmm. This is very curious to us. We don’t see Paris out and about for a while, then she claims that her days and nights are just too jam packed with . . . something to have any fun. We would jump to the conclusion that she’s preggo, but if Paris were with child we would be hearing about it every step of the way. She’d probably even set up a website to document the experience, complete with live auctions for the broken condom and EPT stick. But since that’s not happening, we’re totally stumped as to what “too busy” might mean in Paris Hilton’s world.

A source said: “Before jet-setting to Vancouver, Paris had her team pay a visit to Doug’s house, bringing over life-size photos of herself to hang throughout the mansion.”

Paris – who failed to ask her lover’s permission before making changes to his home – also hung several framed photographs of the couple on the walls of the property.

Halloween comes early at the Doug Reinhardt home. Imagine how chilling it is for him to open up his sock drawer, or lift up the toilet seat, or slide open the crisper, and see Paris Hilton’s face glaring back at him, her mouth twisted into a gloss-shellacked coo and her left eyelid drooping towards her cheek like Quasimodo. Watching. Waiting. Forever.

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• Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan: the romance of the hobbit and the hottie is back on. (Celebitchy)
• A touching stroll through the halls of Celebrity Drunkface. (Cityrag)
• Amy Winehouse is as innocent as the Snuggle Bear on a spring morn. Fly free, little crackie! (Bitten and Bound)

Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively.

Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules.

Oh, come on. A little warning about disapproving looks and sneers and name calling isn't going to stop Paris. She's totally used to that. We're pretty sure that even if outraged Dubaiians (we're going with it) started pelting her with rocks and screaming whore she'd just wave back and say, "I love you! You're the best! Kisses!"