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Git Off Ma Propty! I Said Git, You!
Remember when Britney Spears let SPF drive her car, and she said it was alright because she was country? Well, younger siblings always try harder, so Jamie Lynn seems to be on a mission to prove that she’s so much more country than her city-slickin’ Hollywood sissy. Of course there’s the knocked-up-at-sixteen thing, but that’s [...]
CNW: "I Said Impeti-Go, Go"
ï Hey, Amy. Maybe you should extend that liner to cover your entire face. (Flisted)
ï Eva Mendes gets a job shilling Calvin Klein drawers! Just like Marky Mark, only with more substance abuse and less wiggerliness. Same size boobs, though. (Yeeeah!)
ï Clip of Brit's appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Talking [...]
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Britney Spears Conducts a Pap Swap
It seems that Britney Spears is employing the tag-team approach to her genital companions these days. When one gets tired she sends him back to the side of the ring and tags in fresh meat. Only the tag team in question isn't comprised of only two cammo-clad Bushwhackers, but the entire fleet of paparazzi trailing [...]
Brit Brit . . . Literally
One of the greatest things about living in the internet age besides being able to purchase anonymously purchase anal lube without embarrassment is instant gratification. Last week, we reported that Britney had taken up speaking in a fake British accent, Madonna-style. Today, video proves it. Watch in wonder as Britney, herded through a crowd of [...]
Brit Brit Becomes a Bitish British
We're guessing that Britney Spears makes one interesting hospital guest. Sure, there's the drama, the paparazzi, the screaming and crying, the demands for Frappuccino in her IV, but there are also upsides. First, those hospital gowns contain 23% more fabric than a typical Spears ensemble, and second, she uses a kicky British accent to lighten [...]
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Britney Spears Needs a Light; Takes One
Not only has Britney been setting a great example for her children in the way of balanced nutrition and a strong work ethic, she's now teaching them about morals. Teaching by stealing crap from gas stations. TMZ caught the classy charmer hamburgling a lighter on Saturday:
Though she certainly has the ability to buy whatever she [...]
Britney Spears Has a Foot Fetish
For one glorious/vomitious week last year, not a day went by without Britney Spears exiting a car, her legs askew, her dainty chocha winking into the paparazzi's strobes. This year is quite different–her favorite new activity is running over people's feet with her car. Guess what, guys? It happened again! According to TMZ:
TMZ caught Brit [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Biel 'Brella Bashes Like Britney
ï Now that it's raining more than ever/know that Biel still hates the paparazzi/You can get beat by her umba-rella/You get beat by her umba-rella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay. (Egotastic!)
ï Britney Spears pretends she has narcolepsy, which is not an oozing venereal disease, like one might automatically assume. (Yeeeah!)
ï Katie "Jordan" [...]
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Britney Spears: Foot Squisher
We have tried to sever our ties with Ms. Britney Jean Spears. She just takes and takes and takes until we are dry. Only Peter Cetera knows our pain; Britney truly is a hard habit to break. So she will continue to do stuff, and we will continue to talk about it.
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