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Please Don't Analyze the Shape of Sienna Miller's Muff
We've been in this gossip game a good many years now, and we still don't understand what the hell celebrities are thinking most of the time. OK, maybe all of the time. Or at least all of the time minus the times they think, "God, I want some pizza." But then they suppress that urge [...]
Lilo Goes Loco on SamRo
We've stopped reporting on the romance of famous firecrotch Lindsay Lohan and lady-loving DJ Samantha Ronson because trying to keep up with the day to day changes in their relationship was giving us agita. However, this video (filmed late Saturday night/early Sunday morning) of Lindsay camped out on Sam's front stoop for hours nicely sums [...]
Hugh Grant Goes Nuts
Hugh Grant has never really seemed like the most polite chap, but we can’t really blame him. He’s not exactly the most exciting celeb to follow around. We mean, sure, there’s the off chance that some lucky photog will find him in another Divine Brown moment, but we really think he learned his lesson the [...]
Lindsay Lohan Swaps Hole for Pole
Let's face itóLindsay Lohan's vagina is a rabid carnivore with a taste for the reddest of meat. And after more than a year of a strictly piscetarian diet, it's now running around foaming at the chops and devouring every hunk of steaming sausage it can get its freckled, fiery labes on. Friends say now that [...]
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Sienna Miller Is a Modern-Day C.J. Parker
In case you hadn't heard, Sienna Miller dumped some Hanna Barbera-looking motherfucker and immediately began dating married father of four Balthazar Getty, even jetting across the sea for a topless holiday of sexual sexiness. A veritable shitstorm of negative press ensued, culminating with the webmistress of Sienna's fan site abdicating her position in disgust. What's [...]
Lilo Gets Punchy
We knew it wouldn't be long before Lindsay Lohan, jonesing for the sweet embrace of a man, took matters into her own hands and forcibly felt a male's flesh. But we also thought the scenario would include Lilo running into Chace Crawford in a club, where she would begin to stroke his expertly exfoliated and [...]
Sienna Miller Gets Pap Smeared
Despite rumors that oily heir (not Brandon Davis either) Balthazar Getty has been pleading to get back together with his wife, he continues to see Sienna Miller. See her with her shirt on, for a change, but see her nonetheless. Sienna made a rare solo appearance yesterday at an L.A. area gas station, and was [...]
Shannen Doherty: You Betta Reco'nize
The years have not been kind to Shannen Doherty. Not only has her post-90210 and Charmed career consisted of things like a TV movie called Hell on Heels: The Battle of Mary Kay, but she was married to Rick Salomon! Poor little wonk-eyed thing. And now, she can't even get arrested in this town. Or [...]