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Pamela Anderson Is a Fan of Whitey
Fresh-as-a-daisy Pamela Anderson showed up at Vivienne Westwood's fashion show last night in London. And it looks like she's got a new man in her life! Either this gentleman is a Blue Man Group cast member out of makeup, or she's finally found someone more plastic than her. Well done!
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Hot New Couple Alert: Jacko and Pam Anderson?
Some celebrity couples just make sense. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are well matched in their overall perfection. Rhys Ifans and Kimbo Stewart probably share a similar body odor and grease sheen. And Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson each remain about 27% human, 73% synthetic. Perfect! According to our gossip soul mate, FemaleFirst:
Michael Jackson is [...]
Pamela Anderson Assaulted by Deep-Fried Cock
The scene: Australia, a Ramada meeting room, 3:00 p.m. Pam Anderson, dressed demurely in a white see-through bikini and lucite heels, chats up a room full of reporters about her new show, Pam: Girl on the Loose. After many, many giggles and references to her boobs, the crowd will disperse, with a few adoring admirers [...]
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She Is Nude-iful, No Matter What They Say
After yesterday's seemingly endless onslaught of topless supermodels, today seems like a total letdown. Then again, after a one-two knockout of Klum/Crawford boobs, anything short of Gisele's labes pressed against our monitor is a drag. So here. Here, enjoy this vintage David LaChapelle shoot of naked Christina Aguilera, undies-clad Pamela Anderson, and a bunch of [...]
Verizon Presents: Pam & Tommy Lee, the Sequel
Wanna see Pam Anderson naked? Just tell Tommy Lee you really dig his tats, and he'll show you some awesome pics. Our personal cell-phone service provider, FemaleFirst, reports:
Tommy Lee has naked pictures of Pamela Anderson on his cell phone.
The rocker, who reconciled with ex-wife Pammie last month, is said to be so smitten with the [...]
No Cage Match for Jessica Simpson and Pam Anderson
There are a lot of reasons to carry ire in your heart for Papa Joe Simpson. 1) This picture, 2) he taught his daughters to be "wholesome," which translates to nobody seeing their boobies, and 3) he aided in the prevention of a catfight between Jessica Simpson and Pam Anderson. What is wrong with this [...]
Whore: the Other White Meat
Eating meat makes you plenty of things. It makes you a carnivore, it makes you full of protein, it may make you more susceptible to heart disease and gout. But according to Pamela Anderson, it makes you a bitch. And furthermore, a whore. Pam was recently interviewed by an Australian radio station, and when asked [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke
ï Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (The Blemish)
ï Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)
ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)
ï [...]
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Pam and Tommy Lee: Three Boobs Together Again
Most Hollywood couplings confound us. Yes, we understand why Jennifer Aniston is suddenly addicted to John Mayer's donkey dong. But Paris Hilton and Benji Madden? Fuck if we've got any answers for you on that one. Compatible herpes strains maybe? But one relationship that has always made sense to us is Pamela Anderson and Tommy [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: CBT
ï Brittany Snow not naked, but well-versed in cock and ball torture in On the Doll! (Fatback)
ï In case you were wondering if Pam Anderson's nipples were still inching their way towards her armpits, the answer is a resounding yes! (Taxi Driver)
ï Abigail Clancy: dumpy name, glamorous naked boobs in a bikini. [...]
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