PAMELA ANDERSON says a frisky sex life is the secret to her cracking figure. The former Baywatch star, 42, puts her toned body and radiant skin down to the extensive time spent between the sheets.

She said: “Looking good to me has always been because of the amount of sex I’m getting! I’ve hardly ever been a member of a gym and I can’t follow diets.”

This is a big coup for proponents of abstinence. The threat of unwanted pregnancy, moral misgivings, and possible VD hasn’t seemed to deter the masses from unbridled boning, but the promise of looking like the unwanted child of Linda Hogan and a caulk gun just might.

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PAMELA Anderson (above) has looked a little down and out lately — maybe for good reason. Courtney Love told us, "Pam Anderson doesn't even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it's a trailer park in Malibu." A quick check on the Internet reveals that a double-wide trailer in the park costs around $325,000 — and on the high side, homes are around $1.2 million. The blond bombshell's manager didn't return our e-mails.

You might think that Courtney knows such intimate details of Pam's living situation because the pair is great pals, but you'd be wrong. Our guess is that Courtney's been ringing the doorbells of everyone she's ever known trying to find some of her stolen money. Obviously Pam doesn't have any of it.

ï Jamie Foxx wants Miley Cyrus to do heroin, smoke crack, make a sex tape, and get chlamydia from a bicycle seat. Uh, it was a tractor and my doctor said it totally can happen, thank you very much. (Pop on the Pop)

ï Porn star Marilyn Chambers slips behind the green door of life and into the great beyond. RIP, lady. (Mr Skin)

ï Angelina Jolie named Most Beautiful Woman by Vanity Fair. That's so fucking controversial, man! Can you even believe it? We're outraged! Outraged!!! (Celebitchy)

ï Remember yesterday, when we posted pics of Jessica Simpson in a muumuu and said we liked the look? Well, we were right. Because now there are naked ass upskirt shots. Ka-BOOM. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Phil Spector: to know, know, know him is to love, love, love him. Unless you're Barbarian Queen Lana Clarkson. Then he kills you. (CelebWarship)

ï Lindsay Lohan shows all the depth of your seventh grade production of Pecos Bill and Slue Foot Sue Meet the Dirty Dan gang in a new video for FunnyorDie. (DailyStab)

ï Hey, look! Naked babes with strategically covered nipples in Allure! (The Blemish)

ï Zahara and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are cooler than you, and they can't even read. (Pop on the Pop)

ï Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto has a secret husband. She's keeping him on the DL because he's so very attractive. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Pussycat Guy Nicole Scherzinger slips a nip. And what a nip it is. (The Blemish)

ï Let's play Celebrity Ass Pick. It's more fun than Cootie! (Cityrag)

ï 16-year-old Miley Cyrus's femme underwear model boyfriend Justin Gaston says he "looks up" to her. Because she's really good with a flat iron and an eyelash curler. How does she DO that? (Faded Youth)

ï Liev Schreiber desires man boobs. Perhaps he should talk to the male cast of Lost for tips. (Yeeeah!)

ï Gisele Bundchen see through. Not a half-assed bra see-through either. There's nipple. That's right. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Aniston and Jolie will have a duel at high noon at the Oscars. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Chace Crawford rejects Lindsay Lohan. Again. Because he's gay. And she's faux gay. (PopCrunch)

ï Alex Rodriguez is mad because Madonna's stepping out publicly with some other dude! Even though he claims he and Madge are just bros! Only Madge is saying that the new guy is just a trick to divert the media from her real romance with the Rod! Maybe they'll french! OMG! (TMZ)

ï Pam Anderson has been named the face of Vivienne Westwood's new ad campaign. And lord, we will all be in paign. (Yeeeah!)

ï Scarlett Johansson has new Cher hair (Chair?). (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Lily Allen wears a slutty sailor girl outfit with an E-Z access crotch hatch. (CelebWarship)

ï Former Britney Spears leech Sam Lutfi wants money. Lots and lots of money. He wants the pie in the sky. (The Blemish)

See Pamela Anderson Nude at MrSkin.com.

ìApparently, Iíve nicknamed my breasts Pancho and Lefty. But thatís just not true, sadly.

In the flesh, I donít think theyíre that magnificent at all, but something happens when they appear on screen ñ itís like they expand or something.

But thatís it for them now, I think. I wouldnít get anything done to them again, because I tend to think about my health a lot more now than I ever did before.

When I first got a boob job it was because everyone else was getting theirs done, and I didnít put a great deal of thought into the whole process. Then I got the implants removed after my divorce (from Lee) in a kind of ëIíll show himí way, except I really missed them myself, so I put them back in. But all in all, Iíd say theyíve had a pretty good career. Iíve basically been tagging along for the ride.î

So basically, Pam's mams are the brains behind her business. When it comes time to put her hands in cement at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, she'll not only make tit prints, but she'll encase her old implants in the sidewalk so that tourist may step over them and be energized by their positive spirit. Hollywood tour guides will tell their tale to hushed audiences forevermore. "And they say that on dark, moonless nights, you can still hear the gurgling splash of Pancho and Lefty's ghosts walking the streets, searching for their master . . . "

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