Tag Archives: Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson’s In-Out Workout
Look at that succulent morsel at left. We’re certain you’re looking at that and thinking, “How can I, a mere mortal, resemble such beauty? How can I posess hair like a double processed muppet? Eyelids that find it impossible to stay open of their own accord? Why do I not have immobile protrusions in my [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Two of Hearts
Mel Gibson takes his new Russian mistress out on the town. She’s not the same Russian lady named Oksana that was earlier claimed, but this one is still hot, in an odd, Stacey Q kind of way. (Yeeeah!)
Want to hear Julia Roberts say “tits”, “ass” and “fuck” about a million times? (Fatback)
Lauren [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity hookups, celebs posing for Playboy, Heidi Montag, Julia Roberts, Lauren Conrad, Mel Gibson, Sam Lutfi, television
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Pam Anderson's Boobs Not Pulling in the Kind of Cash They Used To
The other day we were toying around with inserting the phrase "in this economy" into every conversation. Like, "I was thinking about getting a sandwich for lunch, but in this economy I might have to settle for soup." Or, "Man are we sick of hearing about Susan Boyle. But in this economy we'll take [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Pamela Anderson-Lee-Rock-Salomon-Padgett
ï So they're saying Pamela Anderson is set to wed again. This time to scuba diver Jamie Padgett. Eighteenth time's a charm! (Yeeeah!)
ï Jamie Foxx wants Miley Cyrus to do heroin, smoke crack, make a sex tape, and get chlamydia from a bicycle seat. Uh, it was a tractor and my doctor said [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity deaths, celebrity nudity, Celebrity Sex Tapes, jail, Jamie Foxx, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Phil Spector, upskirt shots
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A Couple of Old Biddies Show off Their Junk
Upon rising this morning, chances are you cursed this whole "spring forward" bullshit, but then you turned to more important topics: like old memaws showing off their private areas. Because everyone knows there's no better cure to a stilted night of sleep than seeing a wrinkly nipple or a saggy labia. It's better than a [...]
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Also tagged boobs, celebrity nudity, Nicollette Sheridan, nip slips, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: Golden R-earring
ï Pam Anderson straps on the golden thong and jiggles it. Just a little bit. (IDLYITW)
ï Zahara and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are cooler than you, and they can't even read. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto has a secret husband. She's keeping him on the DL because he's so very [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, boobs, celebrity catfights, celebrity offspring, Chace Crawford, Freida Pinto, Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Aniston, Justin Gaston, Liev Schreiber, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, nip slips, see-through shots, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
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CNW Mini Junk Drawer: "I'm Only Dating Him Because I Love You"
There is NOTHING happening today. NOTHING. So, like a mom giving her child a pot and wooden spoon to play with, we're handing you some links to keep you entertained. Sorry. Don't blame us, blame the boring celebrities.
ï Alex Rodriguez is mad because Madonna's stepping out publicly with some other dude! Even though he [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Alex Rodriguez, Britney Spears, celebrity hookups, frivolous lawsuits, Madonna, Sam Lutfi, Scarlett Johansson
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Pamela Anderson Reminds Us that She Owns a Vagina
We're supposed to find Pamela Anderson sexy, right? She's supposed to makes wieners get all tingly and boingy and dance around and search for warm, moist holes, right? That's the general consensus? Cause we're not really feeling it lately. Something about her aversion to wearing pants in public and boobs that most likely feel like [...]
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Smells Like Chlamydia Spirit
There's really not much to write about today. Mark Ruffalo's brother dying is too sad and CNW's governor Blago getting busted is just too funny. So let's recycle some old news–petal-fresh and 100% natural beauty Pamela Anderson attending an art opening in Miami on Saturday. In a Screaming Trees grunge-era stocking cap. And an oversized [...]
Pamela Anderson Reveals the Secret of Her Success
Why have we been talking about Pamela Anderson so much lately? Is it 1993? According to the Co-ed Naked Ping Pong shirt and hemp necklace we're wearing and the H-Town and Jodeci blasting on our new Discman, yes. But that's beside the point. The point here is that Pam Anderson is talking about her boobs [...]