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Diddy Not Rich Enough To Gas up His Jet
You know what’s not cool? Super rich people complaining about how much things cost. “Can you believe the price of Louis Vuitton luggage these days? It’s ridiculous. And don’t even get me started on how much I have to pay my personal toilet flusher. It’s almost enough for me to start cutting back and flushing [...]
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Diddy Could Rub Clitty All Day
Puff Poopy Diddly Iddly Doo-dad Diddy thinks he's really awesome at sex. So awesome that he could win a gold medal if it were an Olympic sport. Sure. You willing to back that up with a sex tape, buddy? Cause we're sure that would sell millions. When New York magazine (a.k.a. the place that finally [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: An Emmy's Just Like a Razzie, Right?
ï Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (Celebitchy)
ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)
ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China [...]
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Diddy? Yes, He Did.
Puffy Ding Dong Doodle Diddy Dandy is good at making stuff. Like sweatshirts and embarrassing records and commercials with Martha Stewart. Oh, and infants! According to Rush & Malloy:
Sean Combs is stepping up to the plate and taking legal responsibility for his sixth child.
The rap mogul tells us exclusively that he's "committed to being a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: She Wants to Be The Girl with the Least Cake
ï Courtney Love, in a bikini, weighing less than her 12-year-old daughter. That's what making out with Bruce Willis will do to a body. It happened to Lohan, now it's happening again.
ï Uma Thurman's one-piece strains against the weight of her Nordic kahooblies.
ï Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson's illicit extramarital blonde people [...]
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Also tagged Bruce Willis, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, Courtney Love, Goldie Hawn, Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Hartnett, Josh Henderson, Kate Hudson, Owen Wilson, Paris Hilton, Penelope Cruz, Reese Witherspoon, Rose McGowan, television, Uma Thurman
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Puffy Gets Punchy
Two days, two stories involving Puffy Wuffy Diddly Widdly Bear. We know, we don't feel good about it either, but what can you do? We're a sucker for both middle schoolers getting lap dances and businessmen getting punched in the face.
Diddy's Saving the Prosties for Justin's Thirteenth Birthday
Reported Sienna schtupper Combypuff Diddly Daddy has really well-adjusted children. They do chores and read Dickens and say their prayers every night before going to bed and floss their teeth for a full two minutes three times a day. And if they're really, really good and finish all of their homework, they get to go [...]
Sienna Miller + Diddy = Snooze
Sienna Miller and P Diddly Uffy Daddy Mack dating? Unlike most celeb genital mash-ups, we're actually for this union. Anything to keep them off the streets, where respectable, intelligent, fashion-sensible stars could succumb to their will.
CNW Junk Drawer: "Animal"
ï Diana Ross would like to give singing lessons to Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera. We can only imagine how that would go. "No, honey, more nasal! I said MORE nasal! That's too classically perfect and on-pitch, girl; could you maybe get a slightly whinier tone there?"
ï James Brown died last week, and [...]
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Lindsay, Diddy, Hissy Fitty
Remember the days when Lindsay Lohan was just a little freckle-faced kid with a big rack who spent her days calling ham-armed Hilary Duff a hobag for, like, holding hands with Aaron Carter during Toy Story 2 or something? Boy how times have changed. Lindsay has moved on to fruitlessly picking fights with Diddy and [...]