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CNW Junk Drawer: She Wants to Be The Girl with the Least Cake

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published March 29, 2007

ï Courtney Love, in a bikini, weighing less than her 12-year-old daughter. That's what making out with Bruce Willis will do to a body. It happened to Lohan, now it's happening again.
ï Uma Thurman's one-piece strains against the weight of her Nordic kahooblies.
ï Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson's illicit extramarital blonde people [...]

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Kate Hudson Owen Wilson Go Public with Going Pubic

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published March 5, 2007

Remember how Kate Hudson was in that one movie with Owen Wilson and then she left her hairy hippy hubby and said it wasn't because she was getting Wilsonplowed and Owen also said no way but everybody knew that they totally were doing it and then she cut her kid's hair finally? Well guess the [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Federlohan

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published January 4, 2007

ï Halle Berry might be preggo. For no other reason than to stick it to Julia Roberts.
ï Justin Timberlake is just not that into Cameron Diaz. Sound the death gong.
ï Adrianne Curry dons her new plastic breasts on the red carpet.
ï Owen Wilson will break up a lady's marriage, then refuse [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: You Look Much Better with Your Clothes On

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published September 13, 2006

ï Yes, you've seen Kate Moss in her underwear before. But that's not going to stop you from looking again.
ï David Hasselhoff says that he, like, totally could have done Princess Di if he wanted to, and that they flirted once. She said "You look much better with your clothes on," and then [...]

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Threesomes Come Along a Dime by the Dozen, Kate Thinks That Ain't Nothin' But Ten Cent Lovin'

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published August 18, 2006

As we mentioned before, Kate Hudson's marriage is not only over, she's reportedly saddled up, slipped her dainty feet into the well-worn stirrups, and trotted off on the sinewy back of The Butterscotch Stallion. But the impetus for doing so might not be a simple "irreconcilable differences"–Kate reportedly has grown weary of playing the part [...]

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The Marriage Crasher

By Agent E. | Published August 16, 2006

Yesterday we were indescribably bored by the break-up of Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson because there were no details. Today we learn that Kate might be getting some sweet, sweet salad tossing from a Stallion of the Butterscotch variety. Way to go, Kate. You caught our interest with nary a slipped nip in sight.

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Owen Wilson Saved by Pair of Used Flip-Flops

By Agent E. | Published May 22, 2006

When we hear a story about a barefoot Owen Wilson trying to outrun a security guard in a grocery store, we see images of Benny Hill dressed as a bobby wagging his nightstick as Owen takes a wily turn down the vitamin aisle. Owen, of course, is bedecked in a pink polka-dot bikini. But that's [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: "Hello, Dakota? This is L. Ron Hubbard."

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published July 14, 2005

ï Brad Pitt has been diagnosed with viral meningitis. Whatever. We still think cuz got the dysentery.
ï The Butterscotch Stallion develops a taste for chocolate.
ï Hey, Scarlett. Why don't you take a fricking picture, it'll last longer.
ï We have trouble believing that even the most desperate kiddiefucker in a roving gang of Hollywood pedophiles would [...]

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