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'Son and 'Son Split
Hollywood is a cruel mistress. She strings you along, making you believe that the world is full of sunshine and rainbows, giving us tales of unmatched joy on a weekly basis–this happy couple in engaged, these impossibly beautiful people are combining their fortunate genes to create a new, even more beautiful life. But it's all [...]
Jennifer Aniston Desperate To Prove She's Over Brad Pitt Have Baby
Us Weekly ruined Jennifer Aniston for us. Not that before she was dumped for the world's most desirable female we were all, "Jen Aniston is so COOL. She makes the best movies. We want to be just like her" or anything. But with all the headlines bemoaning "Jen's Pain," "Jen's Heartache," "Jennifer Aniston is SAD," [...]
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Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson: Doggy Style
The tabloids will stop at nothing to paint Jennifer Aniston as a joyless old spinster who sits at home Bridget Jones style, crying into her Mallomars while watching DVDs containing three generations of women singing Motown while setting a table. In actuality, Jen has most likely thrown a leg over the rippling, well-groomed back of [...]
Kate Hudson Is Distant Cousin of Pinocchio
We've got three theories on this Kate Hudson Vogue cover. 1) The photo editor at Vogue really, really f'ing hates Kate Hudson. Maybe she recently discovered her boyfriend's hidden Kate Hudson shrine. Or maybe she belongs to a cult that believes that long-haired pre-adolescent boys will someday rise up to take over the planet and [...]
Ashley Olsen Mounts a Biker; Jessica Simpson Mounts a Stallion
Today we're going to play a little game. Take two seemingly single celebrities who have very little in common other than a love of shiny, shiny hair or blow or whatever and pretend that they're dating. We'll make up stories about where they went to dinner, which club they "canoodled" at, and there will be [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Digging for Nuggets
ï Inspiring photo montage of Tara Reid in various stages of intoxication: the Sweaty Man-O-War, the Crotch Weeper, the Sunny Days Trailer Park Special, the Buttafuoco. (Cityrag)
ï Teri Hatcher is a butt-picker. A picker of butts. (Taxi Driver)
ï New Kim Kardashian sex tape footage coming soon. In your pants. Get it? Get [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity pregnancies, Celebrity Sex Tapes, drugs, Hilary Duff, Kate Hudson, Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, Pamela Anderson, Pete Doherty, Scarlett Johansson, Tara Reid, Teri Hatcher
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CNW Junk Drawer: An Elle of a Bod
ï If you're "board", Elle MacPherson in a bikini will make you whip up a batch of your own sex wax. Har de har. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Someone give Renee Zellweger a part in Bridget Jones 3, stat. (Yeeeah!)
ï Paris Hilton rubs her nipple on a bear. (Egotastic!)
ï Madonna: arms of [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Diora Baird, drugs, Elle MacPherson, Fergie, Keith Richards, Madonna, magazines, movies, Paris Hilton, RenÈe Zellweger
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"Don't You Know I'm Loco?"
Yesterday afternoon, the Butterscotch Stallion half-heartedly tossed his mane of champagne ringlets, gave a pained whinny, and attempted to canter off to that stable in the sky. TMZ reports:
Santa Monica Police issued the following statement to TMZ: "On Sunday Aug. 26. 2007 at 12:10 PM, officers from the Santa Monica Police Department responded to a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Porking a Model is the Best Revenge
ï Angelina and Brad are thinking about adding a Czech orphan to their multi-hued brood. NO. F U. MORE SHILOH. (Derek Hail)
ï Brooke Hogan performs in frayed denim chaps. We haven't seen such creative scissors-meet-fabric self-styling since Billy's Squier's "Rock Me Tonite" video! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Nicole Richie pregnant. Yeah, rite. (Female First)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, celebrity adoption, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity pregnancies, Christina Aguilera, Criss Angel, David Hasselhoff, Elle MacPherson, Heather Matarazzo, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Hudson, Katie Holmes, models, movies, Nicole Richie, see-through shots
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