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CNW Junk Drawer: "I Am In the Process of Putting on Weight, and That Should Be Enough"
ï Oprah was not invited to Tom and K-Hole's wedding, but she is trying to figure out what to send them as a gift. Duh! A couch.
ï Bigger news than Santa arriving at the lighting of the Macy's Christmas tree: Victoria's Secret supermodels getting on their boob-shaped spacecraft and arriving on Earth after [...]
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Also tagged blind items, Carmen Electra, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, eating disorder rumors, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Joan Jett, Katie Holmes, Kirsten Dunst, Madonna, models, Nicole Richie, Oprah Winfrey, Paris Hilton, Ron Jeremy, Tom Cruise, upskirt shots
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The Beardiest Beard that Ever Did Beard Beards Anew
We knew those rumors we heard of Orlando Bloom romancing Uma Thurman couldn't have any vestige of truth. After all, she has no known bearding experience. Penelope Cruz, on the other hand, has a bearding rÈsumÈ that's long and storied. Plus, after Tom Cruise, Orlando looks positively manly.
Of course there is one other explanation for [...]
Orlando Bloom: "Ew, I Have to Kiss That?"
Orlando Bloom finds kissing girls awkward. Wait, he was only talking about kissing his co-stars during movie shoots. Really, Orlando? Are you sure about that? Are you sure you don't want to just go ahead and expand that statement to the entire vagina'd population? 'Cause we wouldn't be surprised if you said kissing all girls [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Ain't No Hollaback Doll
ï "Eva Longoria Loves Facials". Yep, that sounds about right.
ï My Gwen Stefani doll can beat up your Peaches N' Cream Barbie.
ï Still no word on whether or not Lohan is engaged to Harry "Pink Taco" Morton, but she's sporting an '80s-style pear-cut diamond that Alexis Carrington herself would find distasteful.
ï [...]
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Also tagged Brittany Murphy, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Gwen Stefani, Harry Morton, headlines, Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Kelly Clarkson, Lindsay Lohan, magazines
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Legolas and the Invisible Scooter
We're used to talking about Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth. We make jokes about his eunuchosity and her absolute lack of body fat. They break up for a week so he can go on a starlet-humping spree and she can consume her yearly intake of four lima beans, a head of iceberg lettuce, and one [...]
This Week in Celebrity Jagbaggery
Second-rate filmmakers are usually good at getting attention for their films without resorting to things like talented actors, good writing, or spectacular special effects. The best way to do this is with nudity, hopefully of the rampant and full-frontal variety. But when your flick stars famously prudish Jessica Alba, you have to look to other [...]
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Also tagged Annie Lennox, Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba, movies
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CNW Junk Drawer: Desperate Housewhite
ï Despite wasting away from Exhaustion, Colin Farrell somehow musters up the strength to swing one feeble, Irish fist and "fight off" the rumors that he OD'ed.
ï Orlando Bloom is tactless. And Gwyneth Paltrow is heavy with baby, for real though.
ï Die Hiltons!
ï Die Hiltons stuff Santa's stocking with hard [...]
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Also tagged celebrity pregnancies, Colin Farrell, drugs, Eva Longoria, Gwyneth Paltrow, Heather Locklear, Nicky Hilton, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Penny Lancaster, Rod Stewart, Victoria Principal
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Kirsten Drunkst
We love a good drunk celebrity. They bring joy into our life and reassure us that we are not the only one ending every Friday night in a pool of our own vomit on the bathroom floor. But frankly weíre a little tired of always talking about Tara Reid. The poor girl has been through [...]
Kate and Orlando and Jude and Sienna and Ted and Alice
OK, so in case you aren't able to follow what's going on with this whole foursome of mega wicked pretty Brit celebs, we're going to break it down for you all nice and easy-like. Because we care.
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, Jude Law, Kate Bosworth, Sienna Miller
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