Tag Archives: Oprah Winfrey
CNW Junk Drawer: Nothing Tastes as Good as Visible Vertebrae Feel
Naked Hayden Panettiere pretends to fellate a gun, then gets a face full of liquid. Just like your mom every Wednesday haaaaaay! (The Blemish)
Miley Cyrus’s tour bus entourage involved in crash. One person (not Miley) was killed. Hey that’s not funny. (PopEater)
But you know what IS funny? 16-year-old Miley dressing up like a hooker for [...]
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Also tagged Dakota Fanning, Hayden Panettiere, James Van Der Beek, Kate Moss, Kristen Stewart, Miley Cyrus, movies, television
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Karma Chameleon Caught Up with Him
We wish we had lots of relevant stories for you today, but unfortunately nothing is happening. Megan Fox didn't star in a porno last night and Angelina Jolie didn't set Jennifer Aniston's hair on fire, so we're stuck talking about crock pots and some dude from the Discovery channel. So let's keep the dream alive [...]
Talkin' Titties with Oprah Winfrey
That Oprah, she’s such a perv. She gets Kate Winslet on her show the day after winning two Golden Globes, and all the talk-show queen wants to talk about is titties. Sure, later in the show they probably talked about Kate’s moving performances or the difficulty of portraying a Nazi or baby puke or something [...]
Gwyneth Platrow Eats Like a Horse (Apples and Oats, Apples and Oats)
Gwyneth Paltrow just can't diet, guys. She can't! It's too hard! So don't ask her to diet, cause she won't do it. No siree, she won't. She told Oprah:
I just cannot diet. I think maybe it's the idea that you can't have something … I just can't do it. It's worth it to me to [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Burp Rags
ï Rachel McAdams pulls a BeyoncÈ; might just be 63. (IMDb/WENN)
ï Janice Dickinson's high contrast upskirt gristle mitt. Believe it. (Taxi Driver)
ï Scary Spice spent several hundred dollars on rags to belch upon. Stars, just like us, etc. (MSNBC)
ï Pam Anderson in a bikini, careening willy-nilly towards Mamie Van Doren territory. [...]
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Also tagged books, Britney Spears, celebs in bikinis, Eva Longoria, Janice Dickinson, Melanie Brown, Pamela Anderson, Rachel McAdams, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: "I Am In the Process of Putting on Weight, and That Should Be Enough"
ï Oprah was not invited to Tom and K-Hole's wedding, but she is trying to figure out what to send them as a gift. Duh! A couch.
ï Bigger news than Santa arriving at the lighting of the Macy's Christmas tree: Victoria's Secret supermodels getting on their boob-shaped spacecraft and arriving on Earth after [...]
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Also tagged blind items, Carmen Electra, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, eating disorder rumors, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Joan Jett, Katie Holmes, Kirsten Dunst, Madonna, models, Nicole Richie, Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, Ron Jeremy, Tom Cruise, upskirt shots
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Cruise Goes Ape on Oprah!
It's just your typical love story: boy sees girl, boy has the robed leaders of his outer space alien-believing religious cult pay girl to play boyfriend-girlfriend with boy (hey, it's just another acting gig!), boy goes cuckoobananas and attacks Oprah Winfrey on her own television show. It's a story as old as the ages, yes, [...]
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Also tagged celebrity hookups, Katie Holmes, television, Tom Cruise
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