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Mary-Kate Olsen: The Next MC Hammer

Yesterday we presented you with a puzzle: Which Olsen twin was doling out shiny new quarters and giving cashiers a denture-filled smile and a hearty, "There you go, deary"? It was probably Mary-Kate, as she seems to be running out of cash. Hey, you don't make out with Ben Kingsley for the Benjamins, you do [...]

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Olsen Twin Shares the Wealth

The gossip gods do not often smile upon your friends here at CelebNewsWire. We're not as popular as The Superficial, not as funny as Abby at Yeeeah!, not as sensitive and tender a lover as the Drunken Stepfather. So when we get an exclusive tip, we rejoice! This one comes to us courtesy of an [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Momiston

ï Jennifer Aniston is going to adopt a baby! So prepare to listen to your middle-aged lady coworkers coo and gasp with delight and talk about what a wonderful mother that nice Aniston woman will make. And then her publicist will deny the reports and it will all be over. Ahhh. (IMDb)
ï Petra [...]

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Olsen Twins to Get Doublemint Nose Jobs?

The Olsen twins have allegedly contacted plastic surgeon Raj Kanodia, the maestro behind Ashlee Simpson's downsized bugle, to make appointments to get their own noses shaved down. A source squealed to In Touch Weekly:
"Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she wanted to get it done. When she talked [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Clueless; Clothesless

ï Jessica Simpson, in a bikini, on vacation. She's taking great care to conceal her crotch behind various objects, which can only mean one thing: BABY BUMP! Just kidding, she probably forgot to shave.
ï Ever wonder what goes on behind the closed doors at a high-powered meeting in which executives get together with [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Stay Golden, Betty

ï A surprise appearance by Mick Jagger causes a near-riot at his illegitimate son's grade school. Right, like Brazilian 6-year-olds know who the fuck Mick Jagger is.
ï Most women look all glowy and happy and shiny and fresh when they're all knocked up. Gwyneth Paltrow? Ehhhhh, not so much.
ï Thar she blows! [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Special Evening Gown Edition

Mariah Carey ensures that she will never receive a free Chanel dress ever again.
Why, hello, M&Ms stuck in Jennifer Lopez’s dress. Nice to see you.
Speaking of small round candies and boobs . . .
Beyonce once jiggled her jelly so damn hard that her entire dress fell off. Guess she didn’t see that ragtag [...]

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Mary-Kate Olsen Breaks Out the Whale Tail

WARNING: OLSEN THONG AFTER THE JUMP.

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Mary-Kate: Relapsin' and Rehabbin'

No, no, Mary-Kate. "The freshman fifteen" means you GAIN fifteen pounds, not LOSE it, sweetheart.

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The Olsen Twins Break Up.

We know you're all still heartbroken over the Brad and Jen split, but unfortunately we have more super-couple breakup news to report: The Olsen Twins are separating.

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