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Nudie Nudie, Fresh and Fruity

Agent E. — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:26:42 +0000

Here at CelebNewsWire, we like our juicy gossip to be spaced out. Because if Britney Spears were to finally give in to the extreme hunger pangs she's been cultivating for the past few months and eat one of her Yorkies on the same day that Angelina Jolie announced that she was adopting the entire orphan population of Croatia and Paris Hilton's ass goiter finally exploded and a fully formed human head popped out, we wouldn't be able to handle it. Plus, we'd be assured of only crappy gossip for weeks to come. It would be all, "Hey, you can sort of see Lindsay Lohan's bra through that shirt," and Victoria Beckham's diet tips. So why today, when everyone's aflutter with the announcement of the Oscar nominations, do we see naked ladies everywhere we turn? Couldn't we have saved one or two for tomorrow? But no matter, if you want naked ladies, you'll get naked ladies. After the cut, see Gwyneth Paltrow nude in Two Lovers, Bond girl Olga Kurylenko nude in Ukrainian Maxim, and supermodel Helena Christensen nude . . . uh, somewhere. Click MORE and see bobbies! Yay!

See more of Gwyneth Paltrow nude in Two Lovers at Egotastic! With video!

Olga Kurylenko nude can be found at Maxim online. The article's all in Ukrainian, but luckily nudity translates to any language.

And more nude Helena Christensen can be yours at Yeeeah!

New Newd Bond Girl–I Luff Thees Country!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:59:10 +0000

Olga Kurylenko has been named as the new Bond girl, and although she has yet to lay one dainty, Ukrainian foot upon the set, she's already trumped her Casino Royale predecessors. How? By her dastardly scheme to inject her handsome privates into Quantum of Solace. Goddamn right she'll force a tit or two in there, come hell or high water! According to our gossip Miss Moneypenny, FemaleFirst, Kurylenko said:

"I've never had a problem going topless or being naked for a film. When you're on the beach you're almost naked anyway. It was the same with my naked scenes in Hitman, which I did last year. I sent my body double back because I wanted to do the scenes myself. If they want me to strip off for Bond, that's fine."

Our lily-livered, milquetoast American celebrities can learn a thing or two from these young Ukrainian upstarts. Mariah Carey won't shoot any video scenes that aren't head-on, and Britney Spears won't even participate in photo shoots now–magazines have to superimpose her face on someone else's body. And here comes Olga with her big fat fancy name and state of cheerful dishabille. Right-wingers keep blathering on about the Mexicans stealing our jobs, but it's the damn Russians. Good God, this is going to bring on a second wave of cold-war Russia-hating. The good news is: more Yakov Smirnov!

Preview Olga's nakedness at MrSkin.com.