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CNW Junk Drawer: Cannes You Dig It
Brad’s all, “C’mon, Angelina, we have to get to Cannes” and she’s all, “Hold up, Brad, I gotta show the paps a little more of where Shilohs come from.” (Yeeeah!)
Maria Bello. Topless. Tied to a bed. Believe it. (Nudography)
And speaking of Maria Bello, did you know that she was from the greater [...]
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Also tagged Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, film festivals, Hayden Panettiere, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Maria Bello, Rihanna, Samantha Ronson, tattoos, underwear
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CNW Junk Drawer: Itsy Bitsy McPheeni Weeny
American Idol once-was Katharine McPhee in a bikini. McPheeni? Mikphini? (The Blemish)
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Country star LeeAnn Rimes. She’s bubbly! She’s adorable! She’s America’s sweetheart! She’s having hot, sweaty, extramarital sexual intercourse with actor Eddie Cibrian! (Us Weekly)
Things are not looking good for Natasha Richardson, who suffered a serious brain injury after skiing and is [...]
A Couple of Old Biddies Show off Their Junk
Upon rising this morning, chances are you cursed this whole "spring forward" bullshit, but then you turned to more important topics: like old memaws showing off their private areas. Because everyone knows there's no better cure to a stilted night of sleep than seeing a wrinkly nipple or a saggy labia. It's better than a [...]
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Also tagged boobs, celebrity nudity, Nicollette Sheridan, Pamela Anderson, upskirt shots
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All the Single Boobies, All the Single Boobies
While watching the Oscars on Sunday night, we tried to keep our eyes open, scanning swooping necklines for a peek of areola. Honestly, we tried our best. We were on high alert whenever Evan Rachel Wood or Sarah Jessica Parker appeared before the camera. But we also admit that we were well into our cups [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Golden R-earring
ï Pam Anderson straps on the golden thong and jiggles it. Just a little bit. (IDLYITW)
ï Zahara and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are cooler than you, and they can't even read. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto has a secret husband. She's keeping him on the DL because he's so very [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, boobs, celebrity catfights, celebrity offspring, Chace Crawford, Freida Pinto, Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Aniston, Justin Gaston, Liev Schreiber, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Pamela Anderson, see-through shots, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
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Yes We CANS
Today is the day, people! The day we have been waiting for. The day when the skies will open up and rain hope and joy onto our great nation. We've lived through many dark years. Lean times. Hungry times. Times marked by strife. But through the strife, there was hope. A change was going to [...]
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Deck the Halls with Boobs of Halle
After the cut, you will find pictures of a lady with Larry Fine hair, a grommet-bedecked hooker frock, and moon boots. "But CelebNewsWire," you cry in protest, "that is surely not a thing that I would enjoy looking at whilst touching my privates." What if we told you that the aforementioned begrommetted hooker frock was [...]
AnnaLynne McCord SliPs NippLe
We've tried to watch 90210, but usually about halfway through an episode we'll start thinking about cleaning out closets or something. It's just that boring. Kelly and Brenda haven't even engaged in a little hair pulling. Nothing. And AnnaLynne McCord is supposed to be the villain, but the writers don't have enough balls to actually [...]
Salma Hayek Boober Alles
Salma Hayek recently appeared on a German talk show called Wetten Dass. And what an apropos name, because when you see Salma's hypnotic chest-chalupas stuffed precariously into a dirndl you'll be wettin' dass. And since the slippage doesn't exactly involve nippage, just areola, we're putting it on the front page. Why? Because we're mavericks. Blog [...]