Tag Archives: nip slips
Shauna Sand Promotes Sex Tape with Maternal Nip Slip
Moms are so embarrassing when you’re 12. During Thanksgiving dinner, they loudly ask you if you’ve started your period yet. They chaperone your spring fling dance and do the Roger Rabbit. They mention your childhood bed wetting problem in front of your crush. But all this pales in comparison to the anguish suffered by the [...]
Eva Mendes Promotes Underwear, Nipple
Eva Mendes has a movie in production called You Look Nice Today. The same might be said for Eva herself, especially when she is greased up like a shoat at the state fair and grabbing at a dude’s woody. PopEater reports:
A giant Calvin Klein billboard starring a sweaty and nearly naked Eva Mendes is stopping [...]
NippleLynne McNip
Ah, the life of a celebrated thespian! The long hours spent poring over scripts. The dedication to the craft that allows one to spend hours, days even, getting inside the head of one’s character. The natural talent that gives one easy access to one’s emotions. The discussions with the director over the character’s motivation. The [...]
Well, Those Are New
So if you were to sit down and make out a laundry list of ways to improve Amy Winehouse, what would you include? Cortisone cream would be on there, sure. A new pair of shoes. Fresh ideas for songwriting, that’s a good one. Oh, and not smoking crack. That’d work. But of all the things [...]
Victoria’s Secret Models Fight for Accidental-Nudity Domination
We love supermodels. They’re so pretty. And they’re so good at following orders. When a photographer says, “Take your top off, love,” (because photographers are classy and, therefore, British) it’s very likely that she’s going to do it. Hell, if she’s Kate Moss she probably won’t even wait for the photographer to ask. But even [...]
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One Lily Allen, Two Nip Slips, One Upskirt
The other week, Lily Allen posted on her blog that she was leaving the music industry. Then she immediately removed the entry and her rep backpedaled with all the force of Lance Armstrong. Lily’s new pet project is railing against file-sharing. Wahhhh, I don’t understand technology! Waaahhh, 10 people downloaded my album so I can’t [...]
Shock the Monk-ey
One might argue that these Sophie Monk tit slip pics are candid and totally not staged. That same person would have to argue that wearing the straps of a U.S. mail harness into the ocean without any sort of adhesive and then having one’s entire yoinker flop out conveniently in front of a professional photographer [...]
AnnaLynne McCord Makes 90210 Must See TitV
We are never going to like AnnaLynne McCord. It’s not really anything against her as a person. It’s her damn parents’ fault. Because there is no reason that in the course of typing a person’s name we should have to use the shift key four times. It causes ire in us akin to people making [...]
Rihanna Gets Stuck
Everything we've ever needed to know, we've learned from Disney movies. Siamese cats are assholes, the circus is a cold cruel place, especially for elephants, the right shoe can turn a girl into a straight-up princess, and if a woman has starfish on her tits, she's probably a mermaid. Therefore, Rihanna is a mermaid. We're [...]
BOOP!
"Smile" singer Lily Allen is such a goddamn good time. She's cute, she's funny, she sings good, she hates Perez Hilton, she makes fun of everyone, she drinks more than Hasselhoff at a White Castle and she is always pulling her squeakers out. In the last two days, she's shown her stuff twice–once on the [...]