Tag Archives: Nicollette Sheridan
A Couple of Old Biddies Show off Their Junk
Upon rising this morning, chances are you cursed this whole "spring forward" bullshit, but then you turned to more important topics: like old memaws showing off their private areas. Because everyone knows there's no better cure to a stilted night of sleep than seeing a wrinkly nipple or a saggy labia. It's better than a [...]
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Also tagged boobs, celebrity nudity, nip slips, Pamela Anderson, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: Just Say SheNAE to Pants
ï Shenae Grimes piles on all her clothes–lace stockings, Jack Sparrow boots, lumberjack shirt–at once. All her clothes except for the pants part. (IDLYITW)
ï Kendra Wilkinson says she sneaked some contraband penis into the Playboy mansion. (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham models for Armani skivvies; miraculously does not look like a praying mantis while doing [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Britney Spears, Hugh Hefner, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, Justin Timberlake, Kendra Wilkinson, Patrick Swayze, Paula Abdul, plastic surgery rumors, Shenae Grimes, television, underwear, Victoria Beckham
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Edie Britt + Joe Dirt = Luv
When one's last long term beau is Michael Bolton, there's nowhere to go but up. Or so you'd think. Impossibly hardbodied Desperate Housewife Nicollette Sheridan has traded the luscious steel wool locks of Mr. Bolton for the hightlighted Goo Goo Dollsian shag of . . . David Spade. OK! dishes it:
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When a Man Impregnates a Woman, Can't Keep His Mind on Nothin' Else
There's something in the water over at the Desperate Housewives lot. Something fertile in the water. Something fertile that makes 40+ biddies magically pregnant. Although it's not been 100% confirmed, a source on the set claims that Nicolette Sheridan, the former concubine of both Leif Garrett AND Harry Hamlin is knocked up with a Michael [...]
Leif Garrett Fondled This
It's not hard to figure out why Nicolette Sheridan is showing some see through nippage; after all, her name does sound an awful lot like Nipplette Share-idan. Now go back, reread that sentence, and find the third childish pun and you win a cookie!
CNW Junk Drawer: Nearly "Stripped" of Her Crown
ï Heather Graham's swan song of succulent sexiness. Take a look, then tip out your King Cobra on the curb.
ï Lara Flynn Boyle decorated her razory clavicles with flowers, tied some white ribbons around her prominent ulnae, rubbed some pink gloss on her colossal plastic lips, and got herself married. Mazel tov!
ï [...]
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Also tagged Adam Brody, booze, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Christian Slater, Donald Trump, Harry Morton, Heather Graham, Katie Holmes, Kimberly Stewart, Lara Flynn Boyle, Lindsay Lohan, Martha Stewart, Pauly Shore, Sharon Stone, Sienna Miller, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Tara Connor, Victoria Silvstedt
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CNW Junk Drawer: Like a Virgin
ï A slight look at Kelly Hu's Hu-ters.
ï Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest dating? She says she "really enjoys his company". Well, duh. He knows about all the sample sales ahead of time, and he's so fun to enjoy a decadant whipped yogurt (only 140 creamy, dreamy calories!) with, while getting a deep [...]
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Also tagged Adriana Lima, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, Jack Black, Kelly Hu, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Bolton, models, Pamela Anderson, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Paulina Rubio, Ryan Seacrest, Scarlett Johansson, Teri Hatcher
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What Happens When You're Dumped for Michael Bolton
Nicolette Sheridan's spurned, nonfamous ex-fiance wants to tell the world about what a bad lover his former main squeeze is. Obligatory "now who's Desperate!" joke here. We're really phonin' it in today.
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Nicolette Sheridan: Internet Porn OK, Cellulite Bad
Have you been perusing the internet for naked pictures of Nicolette Sheridan and come across someone who looked like her nakedly shaving the testicles of a man in a Ronald McDonald costume? Well, Nic wants you to know that she's way hotter than that chick.