Tag Archives: Nicole Richie
Single White Female: Here Comes Paris
Remember when Paris Hilton was all dick-sucking famous and everyone paid attention to her and found her interesting? And she had this friend who was sort of dumpy and awkward but had loads of dough from her famous daddy, so Paris helped her out by making a TV show with her? Yeah, that was a [...]
Nicole and Lionel: Those Rowdy Richies
When you think of father-daughter duo Lionel and Nicole Richie, surely a few words spring to mind. Loud. Rambunctious. Troublemakers. Pugilistic. This weekend saw Richies pere et fille getting denied their right to party. First up, in the Hamptons, Lionel is like Guns n' Roses circa 1988, according to The San Francisco Chronicle:
Lionel Richie has [...]
Get Cookin' with Nicole Richie
We all know Nicole Richie as a fiercely talented scribe whose moving tome The Truth About Diamonds united a nation, made us laugh and cry, and taught us the truth. About diamonds. Lucky for us, this Shakespeare with highlights wants to fire up the ole quill and pen another literary classic. Our London-based copy editor, [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke
ï Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (The Blemish)
ï Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)
ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)
ï [...]
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Joel and Nicole To Make Threesome with God
We're pretty sure that most celebrities are Godless sinners who believe that fame gives them an automatic guest-list spot in Heaven (except for Mel Gibson, of course; he loves Jesus), so hearing that Joel Madden won't marry Nicole Richie unless she becomes Christian just confuses us. The National Enquirer reports (via Celebitchy):
ìJoel is determined not [...]
Reality TV To Help Nicole Richie Find New Nicole Richie
OK, reality television has officially gone too far. We know there's a lot of air to fill, and apparently the rest of the country wouldn't be as happy as we would be if that space was filled with reruns of Mama's Family, so they've gotta film something. But Nicole Richie scouring the States for another [...]
Nicole Richie's Man Slinks Home, Stinking of Firecrotch
Poor Nicole Richie is damned if she do and damned if she don't. If she goes out and parties, people say she's a bad mother. But if she stays home, succubi hone in on her tattooed baby daddy, Joel Madden. Freckled succubi. Freckled succubi with flames shooting out of their crotches. Star has the story:
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Nicole Richie Wishes Hyde Offered Babysitting
Hey you parents out there: Do you ever think, "If it weren't for this stupid baby, I could be dancing on a table right now, knocking back shots, and rubbing my boobs in some stranger's face. That would be so much more fun than washing strained-pea vomit out of my sweater"? Yeah, so does Nicole [...]
CNW: "I Said Impeti-Go, Go"
ï Hey, Amy. Maybe you should extend that liner to cover your entire face. (Flisted)
ï Eva Mendes gets a job shilling Calvin Klein drawers! Just like Marky Mark, only with more substance abuse and less wiggerliness. Same size boobs, though. (Yeeeah!)
ï Clip of Brit's appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Talking [...]
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Nicole Richie: Boobs' Enemy
Nicole Richie's decaying, dem bones-style physique of yore garnered her a lot of flak, but now that she has birthed a baby, her average, healthy bod has her down in the dumps. Nicole recently told OK! mag:
"I am bustier now and I really don't like it. It doesn't really fit with my wardrobe, it's not [...]