Tag Archives: Nicole Narain
The Brit and Kev Custody Show, Now Featuring a Woman Who's Touched Colin Farrell's Weenie
We know what you're thinking: "Another damn Britney Spears story? Hasn't she crawled into the deep freeze for a nice nap or hosted an impromptu garage party without turning off the car's engine yet? Anything? How is this girl still breathing?" We're not sure about that, but there is one thing that delights us about [...]
Wanna See Colin Farrell's Weiner? Too Friggin' Bad
When you arrived home from work last night we bet you cracked open a can of Fancy Feast for Mr. Winkles, popped a Lean Cuisine entree into the microwave for yourself, and then got on the internet and went directly to DirtyColin.com with hopes of filling your long evening with nothing but Alexander cock. And [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Tom and Katie Search Mythical Cabbage Patch for Baby
ï Colin Farrell gets restraining order against Nicole Narain–he's afraid that pesky sex tape will harm his "reputation and career". His reputation is that of a serial ass-tapper; his last movie was Alexander. Dude has nowhere to go but up.
ï Joss Stone has a bum double in a Gap advert? Why, we're bloody [...]
Farrell Prevents Playmate Ex From Peddling Pork Tape
For the moment, legendary Hollywood greasewad/cocksman Colin Farrell has cast aside his dreams of boffing an octogenarian to concentrate on more important things, like preventing his sex tape with Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain from seeing the light of day. 158% of heterosexual men would be awfully proud of such a tape, so one can only [...]