“I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy,” she reveals.

The actress says although she’s been through “mundane” relationships, her marriage to Keith Urban is anything but.

“It’s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous and you’re very much out at sea. You’re exposed. You could drown.”

Boy, is that ever the truth. Marriage to Keith Urban is like a walk on a tightrope. We heard that once he went 3 entire weeks without touching up his highlights. He almost died.

Rubina [Ali] was reportedly paid more than her Slumdog salary for three days work on a French Schweppes advert, which she filmed on location in India with Nicole.

Rubina played a small child enchanted with Nicole's Indian princess character in the bizarre ad's confusing plotline.

Despite sharing a trailer together, Rubina admitted she didn't get to know the Australian actress very well.

In the book, she said: 'I really liked her, but she was very quiet and didn't speak much.

'I think she was a bit shy.'

She goes on to describe the actress as 'strange' because she refused to come out of her trailer over the whole shoot, seemingly afraid of the sun on her alabaster complexion.

No no, she's not afraid of the sun, she's afraid of little Rubina seeing her in the sun. Because Nicole knows that kids can be cruel, and once Rubina saw Nicole's skin sparkling like diamonds under the sun's harsh rays, it would have been all "Vampire! Vampire! You're a filthy stinky vampire!" for the rest of the shoot. That, or Nicole heard that Botox melts if met with a direct light source.

ï How do you get over being denied when trying to adopt a Malawian orphan? If you're Madonna, you grab some random man candy and bang him retarded. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Robert Downey Jr. wearing some heels Carrie and Samantha and the girls would die for! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Can Nicole Kidman's dusty, cobwebby, Botox-rigid uterus sustain human life a second time? Signs point to yes. (CelebWarship)

ï Kendra Wilkinson had to recently be taught how to use a stamp. She was told, "You just lick it, honey," and all was clear. (The Blemish)

ï You best do some bicep curls before picking up the new issue of Love magazine. It features pictures of Kelly Brook, and her cleavage is so hefty you may just pull something. Like your wiener! Wocka wocka! (Daily Stab)

ï Jessica Simpson was dropped from her country label. That makes her one step closer to doing porn. Eeeeeeexcellent. (Fatback)

Nicole Kidman was "impressed" by her husband Keith Urban's steamy Playgirl shoot. Music star Keith posed for the adult magazine eight years ago, but Nicole only saw the revealing photographs recently.

He told Britain's New! magazine: "Nicole was impressed with the shots. It was spread over two pages and had staples in all the right places!"

Although the 41-year-old musician enjoyed stripping off for the publication, he is unsure if he will pose again because of his family commitments.

Keith – who has a seven-month-old daughter, Sunday Rose, with Nicole – said: "I am a dad and a totally different person now. But I might consider it if my fans demanded it!"

Keith Urban would pose nude again if his fans demanded it? That works? Because we've just about induced carpal tunnel syndrome writing letters to Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson demanding that they get naked. And all we ever get are stupid cease and desist letters.

The Oscar-winning actress blew weakly into the long wooden instrument when she appeared on the TV show with fellow star Hugh Jackman to promote her latest movie, Australia. Aboriginal tribes were far from amused when they saw pictures of the actress blowing into the instrument.

ëIt will mean she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren,í said Aboriginal language teacher Richard Green.

Oh, those wacky ancient Australian musical artifacts. You don't even wanna know what happens when a woman touches a dillybag. Let's just say she better have a tub of Gold Bond, some pipe cleaners, and a length of sturdy coaxial cable handy.

Nicole Kidman as the world's first post-op transsexual, married to Charlize Theron? You betcha.

The Australian actress will star in and produce "The Danish Girl," based on the true story of Danish artists Einar and Greta Wegener. Their marriage took a sharp left turn after Einar (Kidman) stood in for a female model that Greta (Theron) was set to paint.

When their portraits become wildly popular in 1920s Copenhagen, Greta encouraged her husband to adopt the female guise. What began as a harmless game led Einer to a metamorphosis and landmark 1931 operation that shocked the world and threatened their love.

Anand Tucker ("Shopgirl") is attached to direct the feature, adapted by writer Lucinda Coxon ("Wild Target") from David Ebershoff's 2000 Viking bestseller. His debut novel of the same name is a fictionalized account of the Wegeners' true story.

Pre-production has begun on the indie film, but no details on a principal photography start date have been disclosed.

Both Kidman and Theron earned their best actress Oscars playing lesbian characters, in "The Hours" and "Monster," respectively. Additionally, Kidman is attached to play Dusty Springfield in a biopic about the bisexual English singer.

This is totally going to work. After all, to become a woman, a man must be pumped full of hormones that change the landscape of his face. And that's pretty much like Botox addiction, right? So she's got a frame of reference there. Plus, isn't being married to Tom Cruise for ten years kind of like being a transsexual anyway?


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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have made it no secret that they want more children in addition to daughter Suri ó and no one is rooting for a new Cruise baby more than Tomís ex, Nicole Kidman!

In the December issue of Glamour, the star of the upcoming Australia explains that Connor, her teenage son with Tom, is still hoping for a brother. ì[He] would like one of us to have a boy,î she confesses. ìHe wants that boy. Katie?î

The idea that Nicole is throwing down a challenge to Katie, her successor in the role of Mrs. Tom Cruise, may seem odd to some. But since the actress married country superstar Keith Urban she and Tom have become increasingly civil, almost friendly ó especially when it comes to their adopted children, Bella and Connor.

The two couples exchange Christmas gifts, and Katie personally selected $2,000 worth of baby goodies from Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills to send to Nicole shortly before the July 7 birth of Sunday Rose, her daughter with Keith. As OK! exclusively reported at the time, Bella and Connor flew to Nashville to meet their new half sister just days later.

ìAt 41, Nicole knows sheís not likely to have another baby,î a friend of the actress tells OK!. ìItís obviously up to the much younger Katie to give Connor that baby brother.î

And the Cruises are more than ready to welcome a new child into their lives.

ìKatie and Tom very much want another baby,î a friend of the couple tells OK!. ìThere may be no better time than now for Katie to get pregnant again and absolutely nothing would make Tom happier."

When Connor sat his adoptive mom and his stepmom down to present his request that one of their wombs be filled with a teeny little baby penis, Nicole screamed, "No, I can't! I can't take another nine months without Botox! I won't do it! You do it, Katie, it's your turn. Tom's paying you way more than he paid me anyway. It's your duty."


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Nicole Kidman hates looking in the mirror.

The 41-year-old actress attempts to steer clear of reflective surfaces because she is not obsessed with her appearance.

She said: "I'm not enamoured with youth. There isn't wisdom in youth. My own sense of vanity is not that strong. I get ready in five minutes. I'm not a mirror person. But I like to look healthy – the youthfulness is in health. It's very important. Maybe that comes from my mom having breast cancer. I've seen people suffer. So my desire to stay agile – I want that!"

So deep runs her desire for agility that she pays a person thousands of dollars to hypodermically inject her face with botulin toxin, rendering all facial muscles as frozen as a turd on the tundra.

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On wanting to have a baby
Also today I am feeling a huge urge – was it the lunar eclipse? – to have a baby. I would love to have a baby in my tummy. Sigh. Weíll see, one day, what God has in store. I donít know why I am feeling that right now but yeah, I would like to see that tummy grow. I think I was looking at Brandon and this little aboriginal baby, Angelica, on the set and feeling all that maternal pull. Big.

On missing her two children
Driving home there was a mother and a tiny little joey kangaroo just freshly killed on the road. Thereís a lot of road kill, but seeing the joey – it just hit me. Iím feeling wistful. Iím missing my childrenÖ missing seeing their faces, kissing their heads.

On her husband, Keith, loving her unconditionally
Keithís here, feet up, on the computer. He says hi. We had a conversation today, grappling with the state of yearning and existing in a place of happiness, but with desires to keep growing. He has a lovely phrase: ëLearning to want what you haveí.

If you're like us, you're wondering, "Why is Keith saying hi to a diary?" And then you're wondering if there are some key parts of the diary missing. Like after Nic wrote, "I would love to have a baby in my tummy" did she go on to say, "I would love it and pet it and brush it's soft hair and dress it up in pretty little outfits and kiss it all over and invite it to lots and lots of tea parties where we'd eat yummy yummy cake that my mommy made"?


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