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Nicole Kidman Claims Secret Perversity
Once the most famous and respected actress on the planet, Nicole Kidman kind of an afterthought now that she’s shot so much botulism toxin into her face that crows are coming to nest under her rigid brow line. But don’t think of her as some sexless totem pole carved out of wax; The Daily Mail [...]
Nicole Kidman Strange? You Don't Say.
When you were nine, you were busy discerning the complex flavors present in each of your boogers. But that little girl from Slumdog Millionaire? Sheeiiiiit, she's already written an autobiography. "And when I was five, my daddy gave me a dolly and I loved her so so much. Her name was Sally Silky Head. She [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Stamps n' Tramps
ï First look at Helena Bonham Carter in Terminator: Salvation. That look is a step up from her usual fashions, to be sure. (Yeeeah!)
ï How do you get over being denied when trying to adopt a Malawian orphan? If you're Madonna, you grab some random man candy and bang him retarded. (Anything Hollywood)
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Nicole Kidman Approves of Naked Keith Urban
If you've seen the bulk of her filmography, you know that Nicole Kidman is no prude. Girl likes to take off her clothes. And she's not opposed to her husband taking off his, either. She approves of Keith Urban's pre-marriage nude pics for Playgirl magazine. She probably gushes over them, showing them off to her [...]
Nicole Kidman Decimates Ovaries with Ancient Groan Stick
Aw, look at People's Sexiest Man Hugh Jackman over there, kicking up his heels like a ballerina in the springtime dew. He obviously thinks that after Nicole Kidman takes her turn, he's going to have a go at putting his mouth all over that deliciously oversized phallus, but he might not be so jolly when [...]
Nicole Kidman To Sport a Dick, Man
Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron married and having lesbian sex? Hot, right? It could happen in a new movie. But wait, there's a catch: Nic's gonna have a dick. At least part of the time. Reuters reports:
Nicole Kidman as the world's first post-op transsexual, married to Charlize Theron? You betcha.
The Australian actress will star in [...]
Suri Cruise To Have Male Overlord Competition?
Tom Cruise better ready the chloroform and a really big burlap sack and have his Scientological flunkies track down Chris Klein for a sperm sample, because Tom's son Connor wants Katie Holmes to give him a baby brother. Reports OK!:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have made it no secret that they want more children in [...]
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Nicole Kidman Hates Mirrors . . . Almost As Much As She Hates Wrinkles
Wax white skin, an undead pallor, an aversion to smiling, and a hatred of mirrors–there is no discernible difference between Nicole Kidman and a vampire. Spoooooooky! The woman who wed Cruise and lived recently sat down with your grandma's favorite Sunday magazine, Parade, for a little chat and a cover shot. Our personal gossip [...]
Dear Diary, I Want a Baby and a Pony and a Dollhouse and a Tiara . . .
We always thought that the inner thoughts of stars were dedicated to the minutia of perfecting their appearance, paparazzi radar, and convincing themselves that they're not extremely hungry even though they've only eaten 42 calories in the past day and a half. But Nicole Kidman is here to prove our presumptions wrong. She thinks about [...]