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CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian
Kim Kardashian suckles the ’sicle. (IDLYITW)
Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. (Cityrag)
Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s Johnny Depp, and he’s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (Celebitchy)
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Nicolas Cage: Mime-Stalked
Lots of celebrities have crazed stalkers who send them freaky letters, sleep on their lawn, and threaten bodily harm. Leave it to bankrupt, rubbery Nicolas Cage to have the most dangerous stalker of all: a mime. He tells Parade:
“I was being stalked by a mime — silent but maybe deadly. Somehow, this mime would appear [...]
Gone in Sixty Seconds: Nic Cage’s Money
Sometimes we understand why celebrities go broke. Of course Michael Jackson couldn’t fund 10-million-dollar shopping sprees thrice weekly on only royalty checks. But Nicolas Cage going broke? IMDB lists him as having no fewer than five films in production. Just a year ago he made Forbes’s list of the most overpayed actors. But no less, [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: MF T&A in UK GQ
All the pics from Megan Fox’s UK GQ shoot. That should keep you busy. (Yeeeah!)
David Carradine was found dead in a hotel room in Bangkok. Grasshopper, no! (TMZ)
Melissa Joan Hart was praying that Farrah Fawcett wouldn’t die . . . because that would have bumped her off the cover of people. Melissa [...]
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Nicolas Cage Nearly Burgled by Naked Guy
When you're a successful and rich actor with valuable things like dinosaur skulls decorating your abode, you've got to be prepared for unwanted intruders. TMZ reports:
TMZ has learned Robert Furo was arrested at Nicolas Cage's crib in Newport Beach at 2:00 AM yesterday morning, after the actor woke up and found the guy wandering inside [...]
Sheep Embryos and Dinosaur Bones
Today in great headlines: "Debbie Harry's Sheep Face" battles it out against "Leonard DiCaprio vs. Nicolas Cage in Fight over Dino Skull." Who will come out victorious? Sheep guts in the kisser or dinosaur bones on the mantelpiece?