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Paris Hilton: Like Mother, Like Daughter
When our sweet lord Jesus returns to Earth and the heathens are cast into a boiling lake of habanero-infused diarrhea while awesome people like us rise into a kitten and bunny-filled heaven where we will start a band with Keith Moon's corpse, there will be an epic in the battle of the creepily MILFy stage [...]
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Paris Has a Boobysitter
Despite what your uproarious novelty T-shirt might claim, you are not a licensed bikini inspector. Sadly, such a position does not exist, although it seems one might have a shot at becoming a Paris Hilton boob wrangler.
Holiday Boob Round-up
It's the week between Christmas and New Year's, when it seems that only about 10% of Americans are working (and if our British gossip site oracles are any indication, all of England is asleep in their figgy puddings right now) and we can't see past our bulging gut thanks to that leftover batch of Santa-shaped [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Desperate Housewhite
ï Despite wasting away from Exhaustion, Colin Farrell somehow musters up the strength to swing one feeble, Irish fist and "fight off" the rumors that he OD'ed.
ï Orlando Bloom is tactless. And Gwyneth Paltrow is heavy with baby, for real though.
ï Die Hiltons!
ï Die Hiltons stuff Santa's stocking with hard [...]
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Also tagged celebrity pregnancies, Colin Farrell, drugs, Eva Longoria, Gwyneth Paltrow, Heather Locklear, Orlando Bloom, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Penny Lancaster, Rod Stewart, Victoria Principal
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Nicky/Nicole Commingling Sets off Naomi Campbell Crazy Alarm
When was the last time you gave a passing thought to Naomi Campbell? That time that she threw a phone at someone? Or that other time she threw a phone at someone? Or when Russell Crowe threw a phone at someone did you stop and think of her? See, the problem with Naomi Campbell is [...]
Less Trampy Yet Just-As-Rich Hilton Sister Back on the Market
Hotel heiress and sister to Paris Nicky Hilton has been granted an annulment from her quickie marriage to New York businessman Todd Meister. Sigh. If those two crazy kids can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?