Nicky Hilton, her boyfriend, David Katzenberg and their entourage hit Club Stereo, which took over Doolin's bar on Main Street, for the Anamigo party on Friday. Katzenberg stood in a corner at the club pulling down his belted jeans and taking pictures of his private parts bulging through his gray boxer briefs, while Nicky giggled next to him.

Late night after-parties at the 5W Escape House hosted by Butter drew boldfaces until the sun came up. Nicole Eggert of the 1980s TV series "Charles in Charge" got so wasted, she couldn't walk in the wee hours Saturday. She was grinding and dirty dancing other partygoers – and a wall – to music by DJ AM, until bouncers escorted her out by both arms. "The next day she told me she was so embarrassed," said one guest.

But Eggert returned to the house Saturday and danced up a storm again, along with Mary-Kate Olsen and Eliza Dushku while Steve Aoki DJ'd in the kitchen. Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush made out downstairs in the Lifestyle Condoms photo booth while they posed for pictures.

Paris Hilton, who bothered Jared Leto at Village at the Yard for the Cuervo Platino-hosted Camp Freddy concert, later attacked him next door at club Hyde, where she gave him lap dances and kissed him, said a spy. Meanwhile, when a joker tried to lob a snowball at the celebutard outside the Turning Leaf Lounge where she was hosting a private dinner, her bodyguard leaped in and took it in the head.

We thought that Nicole Eggert humping a wall sounded kind of strange, but then we remembered her Corey Haim sex scene in Blown Away, where they hump against a wall, and we realized that it's just Nicole's sad attempt to recapture her career peak. Which occurred while fake fucking Corey Haim. It's got to be hard to look in that mirror every morning.

And about Paris and Jared, witness the greasy groping:

After the cut, eyeball more Paris and other celebrity "slutty _____" costumes!

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ï The L.A. County Sheriff, L.A. County Supervisor, and, uh, Al Sharpton are all ticked off that Paris was released early, bringing up the point that she was given obvious preferential treatment due to her race and wealth and pouty, kissable lips.

ï Oh, that medical condition that was the cause of her release? It was called "Paris was sad." Her psychiatrist said that she was in a "fragile" mental state. Yeah, this is Paris Hilton, she isn't exactly known for brains made of Wheaties and steel.

ï She has to reappear in court this morning in person. The details of her release will be reviewed and she may be ordered to return to prison. After 24 hours whiffing the sweet scent of freedom, that will be a bitter pill to swallow. Haw haw.

ï And, most importantly, Paris's sister Nicky brought her some In-N-Out yesterday. Did she go for the Double Double or the 3×3? We need to know. So hungry.

ï EXCITING UPDATE: Paris is headed back to the clink. What a world! What a world we live in!

ï They tried to make Jonathan go to Rhyshab, he said, no, no, n–well, okay. (Female First)

ï John Krasinski from The Office and RenÈe Zellweger? OK, that sounds fine, carry on. (I'm Not Obsessed)

ï Scarlett Johansson's handsome jumblies are SNL's new Hans and Franz. Because they'll pump (clap) you up. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Scary Spice's daughter is not named Fortuna, as previously reported. She's Angel Iris Murphy Brown. Because everybody loves Candice Bergen! (D Listed)

ï Morgan Fairchild: she's still got (t)it! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Some rich Russian guy wants to pay Jennifer Lopez $2 million dollars to sing at a party. Little does he know that stateside, a J. Lo warbling usually goes for around $36.99 and a half a pack of Fruit Stripe. (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

ï It's been a few weeks since we've dipped our chalice into the lusty lake that is Jessica Biel's rotund squatter. Let's do. (Yeeeah!)

ï Speaking of asses, here's Nicky Hilton's. She does not share her sister's unfortunate goiteresque gluteal growth. (Taxi Driver)

ï Hilary Duff strokes a thick, wrinkled, fleshy tube. (Popoholic)

ï Suri Cruise hits the party circuit. (Bricks and Stones)

The rest of the list shaped up a little something like this:

1. Kimberly Stewart
2. Carmen Electra
3. Princess Beatrice
4. Sarah Harding
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Lindsay Lohan
7. Maria Sharapova
8. Paris Hilton
9. Keeley Hazell
10. Keira Knightley
11. Ivanka Turmp
12. Nicky Hilton
13. Lydia Hearst-Shaw
14. Amanda Hearst
15. Gisele Bundchen
16. Holly Branson
17. Jenna Bush
18. Barbara Bush
19. Britney Spears
20. Kate Moss

We love the addition of Kate Moss. We think that even if she and Doperty get all legal-and-binding married she'll still pop up on these hot-n-single lists. If every single person in the world erases Pete Doherty from their memories maybe it will make him go away. Or least help him end up in prison when he gets arrested for the 48th time in a year.

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After a two-year romance, Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly have called it quits. "They're no longer a couple," a Hilton rep confirms exclusively to Us Weekly. Hilton, 23, began dating Connolly, 32, star of HBO's Entourage, in late 2004, just weeks after she annulled her three-month marriage to New York businessman Todd Meister. A Hilton pal says the heiress "dumped" Connolly on October 16 after she suspected he had been unfaithful. A rep for Connolly could not be reached for comment.

We think this whole infidelity thing is just a cover-up because Nicky is too embarrassed to admit that Kevin made off with her Lucky Charms. All of her hearts, moons, stars, clovers, horseshoes, pots of gold, rainbows, and red balloons–gone, never to be recovered.

Nicky models her Lucky Charms at MrSkin.com.

ìOne partier told us: Brandon and Nicky decided to run around and call everyone a ëloserí or ëwhoreí – like the way other people call each other ísweetyí or ëhoneyí. î Connolly didnít like either word and when the oil heir wouldnít stop, Connolly ìsmacked him.î Davis, grandson of the late oil billionaire Marvin Davis, shrieked and cursed insults, prompting Connolly to ìpunch him in the face two times.î

And then Connolly received accolades and high-fives all around from main bros Drama, Vince, and Turtle, and the strains of a hip new song by rapper Saigon swelled, the foursome threw their arms around each other and pledged their allegiance to one another against the beautiful L.A. sunset, in a completely and totally non-homoerotic fashion.

"Entourage" star Kevin Connolly used his fist to defend the honor of girlfriend Nicky Hilton the other night at West Hollywood hot spot Hyde. Things got physical after pro skateboarder Chad Muska, who was guest-deejaying, made a lewd crack about the honey-haired heiress. "Kevin jumped into the DJ booth and hit Chad," a witness tells Us Weekly. "Chad tried to hit him back, but at that point they were separated [by security]." After Muska was escorted out the front door, another witness says Connolly "went back to his seat and continued to chat with Nicky."

We understand Connolly's stance here, as just gazing upon this picture of Chad Muska gets us a little punchy. He's like Stephen Dorff without the . . . uh, fame? Career? Class? Well, without the starring role in a Tara Reid movie, at least. Which reminds us of another Entourage catfight. Craft services must be slipping Alabama whup-ass powder into the donuts. What we don't understand is what Muska, someone who has been close enough to Bijou Phillips that he'll probably never be able to wash the skank stench off of his skin, could have possibly said about Nicky Hilton. Next to Bijou, Nicky is as pure and virginal as Hilary Duff. Oh shit.

Check out Nicky's honor at MrSkin.com.