Tag Archives: Nicky Hilton
Two Hiltons and a Wall-humping Eggert: The Less Cinematic Side of Sundance
You might think a film festival is somewhere that people go in order to watch movies, but you'd be wrong. God, you're such a fucking moron, aren't you? People go to film festivals to get free shit they could easily afford and party-as-a-verb. At least if your last name is Hilton, anyway. Page Six brings [...]
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Also tagged booze, celebrity nudity, David Katzenberg, film festivals, Jared Leto, Kim Kardashian, Lena Headey, movies, Paris Hilton, parties, Vera Farmiga, Zoe Kravitz
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Halloween Hooker Wrap-Up: A Bunch of Tricks
Paris went for the natural look for Halloween. I.e., she's in her natural state. I.e. coated in white seamen.
After the cut, eyeball more Paris and other celebrity "slutty _____" costumes!
Paris Eats In-N-Out . . . Also, In-N-Out of Jail
Paris Paris Paris. Paris Paris? Paris Paris, Paris Paris Paris Paris Paris; Paris Paris. Paris! Paris Paris Paris Paris Paris Paris–ParisParisParisParisParisParisParisParisParisParisParis ughgghhghghhghgghh STAB STAB STAB. At this point we could lose our sight and hearing like that dude in the Metallica video and we'd still have to hear about m.f. Paris Hilton every g.d. second. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Jonathan Rhyshab Meyers
ï They try to make me wear a tee-shirt, I said, no, no, no. (Egotastic!)
ï They tried to make Jonathan go to Rhyshab, he said, no, no, n–well, okay. (Female First)
ï John Krasinski from The Office and RenÈe Zellweger? OK, that sounds fine, carry on. (I'm Not Obsessed)
ï Scarlett Johansson's handsome [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, celebs in rehab, Hilary Duff, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Biel, John Krasinski, Johnathan Rhys Meyers, Melanie Brown, Morgan Fairchild, music, RenÈe Zellweger, Scarlett Johansson, see-through shots, Suri Cruise, television, underwear
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Kimbo Stewart FHM's Most Eligible Bachelorette. Must Look up Definition of "Eligible Bachelorette"
When you imagine which young, single, hot girl you would most like to share your dangly bits with, names like Jessica (either Alba or Biel will do) or Scarlett might come to mind. But in the FHM offices they want nothing more than to drive their collective Downtown Train into Kimbo Stewart. Hey, Joe Francis [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Gisele Bundchen, Ivanka Trump, Kate Moss, Keeley Hazell, Keira Knightley, Kimberly Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Maria Sharapova, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson
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Lock Your Doors, Another Hilton Sister on the Loose
About once every three months or so Nicky Hilton begs big sis Paris to lie low for a couple days, go for a series of colonics at that nice spa in Palm Springs or fall off a table while she's dancing so she has to have a bit of bed rest, so that Nicky can [...]
Overgrown Oil Heir Tests "Fighting Irish" Stereotype; Loses
Revelling in other people's misfortune is our mÈtier, and revelling in the misfortune of the undeservedly wealthy and egregiously vile is our specialty-within-our-specialty. So today has been a particularly happy day around the CNW offices after hearing about Kevin Connolly repeatedly slugging bloated moneybags Brandon Davis last week. Nothing like a ninny getting his just [...]
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Also tagged Brandon Davis, celebrity catfights, Kevin Connolly, Paris Hilton
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At Least He Wasn't Defending Paris's Honor; That Would've Taken Awhile
An Entourage cast member got uppity at a club recently and started a fight with the DJ. We know what you're thinking, and, nope, it wasn't Piven. It wasn't Adrian Grenier or Matt Dillon's brother either. Turtle? He's got some heft. Nope? God, then who's left? Mandy Moore? It has to be Mandy Moore. Wait, [...]