Tag Archives: Nick Lachey
Some Boring People No Longer Boning
OK, we get it, gossip gods. We promise we will never, ever again complain about Megan Fox saying sexy shit again. We now understand that in today's world (in this economy) that is considered good gossip. We might even start to think of Jon and Kate and acceptable celebrities. Hell, today we mightómightóeven be happy [...]
Jessica Simpson and Madonna Sex Tape! Jessica Simpson and Madonna Sex Tape?
Yes! Jessica Simpson and Madonna sex tape. No, not together, dummies, so kindly tame your vomity visions of Madonna rogering Jessica with a Kabbalah water bottle. According to our personal gossip pope, Female First, a tape featuring Alex Rodriguez slipping Madonna the ole A-Rod on a couch exists and is being shopped around despite being [...]
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Nick and Vanessa's Whirlpool Sex Hotter Than 98 Degrees
We haven't really touched much on the whole "Nick Lachey cramming it into Manesso Vanilla in a hot tub pics" thing because we are purveyors of flesh, and so far, only censored pictures have come up. But today, our friends at Celebitchy are hosting a few of the shots (originally posted elsewhere) that definitely appear [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Ambien And Candie's
ï Scarlett Johansson dons septum piercing, (fake?) tattoo; dresses like Hot Lips Houlihan. (CityRag)
ï Hunkosaurus Rex John Stamos blames his recent slurry interview on Ambien. Right now, David Hasselhoff and Paula Abdul are cursing themselves for not thinking of that one first. (Glitterati Gossip)
ï Crack-addicted, clammy, rotten-toothed, smack-shooting, overgrown fetus cheats on [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, drugs, Eva Longoria, Fergie, John Stamos, Kate Moss, Megan Fox, Michelle Rodriguez, models, music, Pete Doherty, Scarlett Johansson, television, Vanessa Minnillo
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CNW Junk Drawer: Wonderjocks
ï If a Denise Richards and Richie Sambora break up in the woods and no one is there to care, do they make a sound? (TMZ)
ï Avril Lavigne, topless. He was a sk8tr b0i, I said see my taters, boy. (Yeeeah!)
ï Mary Kate Olsen slips rib. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Justin Timberlake flew [...]
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Also tagged Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, David Faustino, Denise Richards, drugs, Ewan MacGregor, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, magazines, Mary-Kate Olsen, Richie Sambora, underwear, upskirt shots, Vanessa Minnillo
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Vanessa Fucking Minnillo Screws Herself
It’s New Year’s Eve. You’re wearing a pretty, sparkly dress that showcases your ass in a pleasing manner. You are getting ready to kiss the man who made you more famous than you ever should have been (and who, somehow, still clings to an undying fame himself, even without any discernable money-making artistic output). Your [...]
Jessica Suckson Caught on Tape?
We absolutely, unequivocally believe that we are just moments away from seeing Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey perform the hillbilly interpretation of sex on our very own moving-image-machine thingy. But then again, we also believe that we are a magical creature birthed of the union of a unicorn and a hallucinogenic mushroom and that we [...]
1 Night in Lachey
Perhaps you are the world's biggest Jessica Simpson and/or Vanessa Minnillo fan and your heart yearns to view these chaste, ripe young things engaged in triple-X action. Or, possibly, you are obsessed with the dreamy blue eyes of Nick Lachey, spending your days cutting his face out of Bop magazine and pasting it atop the [...]
Jessica and Nick Fight over Custody of Public's Love
Jessica Simpson is reportedly "devastated" over Nick Lachey's tell-all interview with Rolling Stone/Us Weekly. Not that she cares so much that he revealed details of their split; she's just pissed that he did it right before the release of his sure-to-be-bigger-than-Thriller album. A boy's gotta pay for his Kiehl's and his mani-pedis somehow until those [...]