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Mariah Carey to Sprout MiniMimi?
We're Chicagoans, so we're a bit preoccupied this morning imagining our two most recent governors sharing a jail cell, braiding each other's hair and concocting plans for how not to get raped by incarcerated mobsters, but we are also journalists, dammit, so we must press on. So in addition to wondering just how much it [...]
Please Send Mariah Carey Presents; She's in Loooove
Most people feel a little bit gypped by weddings. You buy some new clothes, a big black-and-white box from Crate & Barrel, spend an entire day "celebrating love" or some crap, and then another day holding an ice pack to your throbbing head. Plus, you'll likely have to see someone's fat Uncle Bob attempt to [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Megan Fox Gets Plump
ï Megan Fox takes "next Angelina Jolie" title literally, gets lipplants. (ONTD)
ï Elisha Cuthbert stalks the sandy landscape in a bikini; cuddles muscular male; gets handsy with own buttocks. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's wedding photos will be in People. And they talk about being "soul mates". Even though they've [...]
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Jay-Z, Mariah Carey Prepare for the Inevitable
When your worldly assets amount to about $87, a cupboard full of Rice-a-Roni, and some broken IKEA furniture, it's hard to understand the need for a pre-nup, but celebrities aren't like us; the poorer of the pair (read: still richer than you'll ever dream of being) usually gets a pretty sweet salary from the deal. [...]
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In Related News: Mariah Carey's New Album Is in Stores Now!
Yesterday we heard that Mariah Carey was engaged to famous-for-something-or-other young'n Nick Cannon. Then we heard they were actually already married. But maybe they weren't. And Mariah's ring was recycled from Nick's last till-death-(or-someone-hotter)-do-us-part moment. But then again maybe it just looked a hell of a lot like that ring. We are so confused. Why [...]
The Glitterfly Takes a Groom
Our Mimi is going to be a bride! And this time she won't be marrying a creepy old rich dude who will make her a star but keep her in a very glittery cage but instead a young upstart of unknown financial means! The upside to Mariah having to forfeit some of her cherished closet [...]