Tag Archives: Natasha Lyonne
CNW Junk Drawer: A Gallon of Semen
ï Bai Ling wants to marry her boyfriend, Backstreet Boy/Hilton slugger Nick Carter. Please, God. We don't ask for much. But we're begging and pleading here. Let this union happen. Oh, the stories we would write! And the pictures! My God! The pictures!
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Druggy on the Inside with Courtney Love; PLUS Get Hep with Natasha Lyonne
Oh, Courtney. Back in rehab and claiming to be the pod incubating Steve Coogan's pea? For shame. Why can't you clean up? Why can't you be more like that nice Natasha Lyonne girl? Oh, wait.
Natasha Threatens Dog with Humping; Skips Court
Another former nip-slipper, Natasha Lyonne, is back in the news. In a move eerily reminiscent of Michael Jackson, the American Pie star showed up an hour late for her trial on misdemeanor criminal-mischief, criminal-trespass and harassment charges. No word on whether or not Natasha was sporting a parasol and Zubaz, though.
Niptasha Lyonne
Slums of Beverly Hills star Natasha Lyonne recently took some time out of her busy crack-smoking/dog-threatening/breaking-and-entering/sitting in jail schedule to toss out a random nip-slip. See, she's still relevant!
Natasha Bites Dog
American Pie actress Natasha Lyonne was arrested in New York on Friday night after breaking into a neighbor's home, smashing a mirror, and grabbing and threatening their dog. Hopefully, she was not attempting so silence the pooch's satanic urgings to kill, and a Son of Sam-style murder spree will not follow.