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	<title>CelebNewsWire&#187; Natalie Portman Archives  &#8211;  CelebNewsWire</title>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Pink Portaloons</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 18:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
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 Oh, hey, look. It&#8217;s Natalie Portman&#8217;s panties. (Celebitchy)
 Marilyn Manson is now Voldemort. (Drunken Stepfather)
 Madonna and Jesus are getting married. Terrific. Maybe Ruth and Zacchias will get hitched next. Or Abel and Bathsheba, amirite people? (Yeeeah!)
 Top 10 Hottest Star Trek Chicks. Hellloooo, Uhura. (Mr Skin)
 Kim Kardashian wears a skintight leather catsuit [...]]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/natalie_portman_panties.jpg"><img class="alignright" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/natalie_portman_panties-thumb.jpg" alt="natalie_portman_panties.jpg" width="145" height="200" /></a> Oh, hey, look. It&#8217;s Natalie Portman&#8217;s panties. (<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/51109/51109/" target="_blank">Celebitchy</a>)</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/marilyn_manson/" target="_blank">Marilyn Manson</a> is now Voldemort. (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/05/13/where-does-marilyn-manson-find-these-goth-pussy-of-the-day/" target="_blank">Drunken Stepfather</a>)</li>
<li> Madonna and Jesus are getting married. Terrific. Maybe Ruth and Zacchias will get hitched next. Or Abel and Bathsheba, amirite people? (<a href="http://yeeeah.com/2009/05/12/madonna-to-marry-jesus/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>)</li>
<li> Top 10 Hottest Star Trek Chicks. Hellloooo, Uhura. (Mr Skin)</li>
<li> Kim Kardashian wears a skintight leather catsuit to promote Pepsi Max. It sure is making us thirsty! Thirsty for . . . touching . . . boners? (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2009/05/kim-kardashian-for-pepsi-max/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</li>
<li> Hoopz from Flavor of Love has a sex tape? (<a href="http://gone-hollywood.com/2009/05/nicole-hoopz-alexander-sex-tape-pops-up-on-internet/" target="_blank">Gone Hollywood</a>)</li>
<li> Jon and Kate Plus 8 are going to get divorced, probably. Maybe they should have a save-the-marriage baby! Or nineteen. (<a href="http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2009/05/12/kate-gosselin-is-a-cheating-cheater/" target="_blank">Fatback</a>)</li>
<li> In <em>W</em> magazine spread, cute little Ginnifer Goodwin trades &#8220;girl next door&#8221; look for &#8220;girl next door in leather underwear who will stand around at a gay sex club with you&#8221; look. It is a nice look and you will like it. (<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/ginnifer-goodwin-w-magazine-june-2009/ginnifer-goodwin-w-magazine-7/" target="_blank">Daily Stab</a>)</li>
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		<title>My Name Is Harvey Milk and I&#039;m Here to Recuit Natalie Portman to Bang Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[celebrity breakups]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#x27;re pretty used to wizened old raisins of cinema leaving their long-suffering wives for foxy young Russians (hey, Ron Wood. Sup, Mel Gibson). But an established actor leaving his wife for a classy established professional? That&#x27;s crazy talk. But we&#x27;re reporting it anyway: Sean Penn is cramming his Sean Peen into Natalie Portman. Star mag [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/sean_penn_natalie_portman.jpg"><img alt="sean_penn_natalie_portman.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/sean_penn_natalie_portman-thumb.jpg" width="175" height="200" /></a>We&#x27;re pretty used to wizened old raisins of cinema leaving their long-suffering wives for foxy young Russians (hey, Ron Wood. Sup, Mel Gibson). But an established actor leaving his wife for a classy established professional? That&#x27;s crazy talk. But we&#x27;re reporting it anyway: <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/sean_penn/" target="_blank">Sean Penn</a> is cramming his Sean Peen into Natalie Portman. <em>Star</em> mag reports (via <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/50185/did_sean_penn_leave_robin_wright_for_natalie_portman/" target="_blank">Celebitchy</a>):</p>
<blockquote><p>Just weeks after Star first broke the news that Sean Penn was caught making out with Natalie Portman at L.A.&iacute;s Sunset Tower Hotel, the Oscar winner filed for separation from his wife of 13 years, Robin Wright Penn. Now Star has learned that Sean, 48, and Natalie are still seeing each other!</p>
<p>    &igrave;She stimulates him in ways no other person has, mentally or professionally,&icirc; says a source. &igrave;There&iacute;s a lot more there with Natalie than any of the other girls Sean&iacute;s been with.&icirc;</p>
<p>    It was Sean&iacute;s mid-March indiscretion with Natalie that encouraged Robin, 43, to stop turning a blind eye to her husband&iacute;s philandering. &igrave;She was furious he was messing around with such a young star,&icirc; says an insider. &igrave;It made her sickly jealous.&icirc;</p>
<p>    And with that, she told Sean she&iacute;d had enough and expected him to be a faithful husband and father. &igrave;She told him how it was going to be,&icirc; says the source. &igrave;But Sean did it his way and filed. He can be a real jerk like that. This will not be a smooth divorce.&icirc;</p>
<p>    [During] Dean&iacute;s acceptance speech for his Best Actor win for Milk, he failed to mention his long-suffering wife, who sat just a few feet away, crying. It was in the weeks that followed the award ceremony that Sean first met up with Natalie. Will Sean be faithful to Natalie? Not likely, says the source. &igrave;He&iacute;ll still hook up with girls. It&iacute;s what Sean always does.&icirc;</p></blockquote>
<p>When we think of Natalie Portman, we picture her studying Sanskrit or giving immunizations to third world children; we don&#x27;t usually think wanton maneater with a taste for Spicolis. That&#x27;s Lohan&#x27;s job.</p>
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		<title>Natalie Portman Is Probably Feeling Pretty Awesome Right Now</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Angelina Jolie]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Muppet-mouthed maneater Angelina Jolie is widely considered the foxiest babe in the universe, but really, she&#x27;s just like us. She craps. Sometimes. When she remembers to eat. And if you cut her, she bleeds. And then puts it into a vial and hangs it around her neck. And she actually feels insecure and jealous of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/Angelina_Jolie_02_wenn21062.jpg"><img alt="Angelina_Jolie_02_wenn21062.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/Angelina_Jolie_02_wenn21062-thumb.jpg" width="133" height="200" /></a>Muppet-mouthed maneater Angelina Jolie is widely considered the foxiest babe in the universe, but really, she&#x27;s just like us. She craps. Sometimes. When she remembers to eat. And if you cut her, she bleeds. And then puts it into a vial and hangs it around her neck. And she actually feels insecure and jealous of other dames sometimes. Like young, fresh-faced blossom Natalie Portman, who&#x27;s starring in a movie with Ang&#x27;s pet boy, <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/brad_pitt/" target="_blank">Brad Pitt</a>. According to our own personal gossip phlebotamist, <a href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Angelina+Jolie-25822.html" target="_blank">Female First</a>,</p>
<blockquote><p>The &#x27;Changeling&#x27; star reportedly flew into a rage with partner Brad Pitt &#8211; with whom she raises six children &#8211; after learning the &#x27;Closer&#x27; actress had personally asked for him to play her older lover in a new movie.</p>
<p>A source said: &quot;Angelina had a massive fit and was shouting her head off. She accused Brad of flirting with Natalie. Angelina can&#x27;t help but feel threatened. Brad knows how jealous she gets but won&#x27;t stop saying how gorgeous and intelligent Natalie is. He keeps saying she is &#x27;cute as a button.&#x27; &quot;</p>
<p>Angelina and Brad have been dogged by rumours their relationship is in trouble in recent weeks. It was recently reported Brad had pleaded with his girlfriend to attend couples&#x27; counselling in a desperate bid to save their relationship.</p>
<p>Angelina is said to have agreed, but only after seeking the advice of her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton.</p>
<p>A source said: &quot;This just caused more friction with Brad because although he doesn&#x27;t have a problem with her talking to her exes, he doesn&#x27;t understand why she would take Billy Bob&#x27;s advice to try therapy as when he suggested it to her she reacted very angrily.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p>Doy.  Billy Bob is the master of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWS6qyy7bw" target="_blank">persuasive banter</a>. That slick, silver-tongued devil.</p>
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		<title>Two Sourpusses Have a Little Fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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If we asked you to name a Hollywood celebrity who takes themself way, way, WAY too seriously, whose name would come to mind? Sean Penn, right? Obvious. But now name another. Are you thinking Natalie Portman? Because we&#x27;re thinking Natalie Portman. Now imagine the two of them making out. Gross, right? Yet somehow expected and [...]]]></description>
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If we asked you to name a Hollywood celebrity who takes themself way, way, WAY too seriously, whose name would come to mind? <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/sean_penn/" target=" blank">Sean Penn</a>, right? Obvious. But now name another. Are you thinking Natalie Portman? Because we&#x27;re thinking Natalie Portman. Now imagine the two of them making out. Gross, right? Yet somehow expected and totally right. Hmmmm. According to <a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/sean_penn_natalie_portman_kiss/news/15401" target=" blank"><em>Star</em></a>:<br />
<blockquote>Sean Penn continues to live up to his reputation as a womanizer.</p>
<p>In the April 6 issue of Star, on sale today,  we report that the married actor &oacute; who had his wife Robin Wright Penn on his arm at the Academy Awards &oacute; was seen in a passionate embrace with Natalie Portman.</p>
<p>Following dinner at Sunset Tower Hotel&#x27;s Tower Bar on March 17 &oacute; during which they were &quot;constantly touching each other&quot; &oacute; Sean, 48, and Natalie, 27, hooked up. (They previously served together on the jury at the Cannes Film Festival in 2008.)</p>
<p>&quot;They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms,&quot; an eyewitness tells Star. &quot;They came back about 45 minutes later, and that&#x27;s when I saw them making out.&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;There&#x27;s a door outside of the hotel&#x27;s Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it&#x27;s semi-private,&quot; the eyewitness explains. &quot;I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains &oacute; and that&#x27;s when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p> Whatever. They weren&#x27;t making out. They were reading to each other from one of Neitszhe&#x27;s original manuscripts (bought at auction at Sothby&#x27;s and encased in protective plastic sheeting) and then talked about their &quot;technique&quot;. (Acting, not screwing.)</p>
<p>P.S. We&#x27;re sick of Sean Penn supposedly hooking up with all of these starlets. Just once we want to read about Robin Wright Penn spending a night on the town carousing with hot young dudes, making out with Robert Pattinson in a banquette. She deserves it.</p>
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		<title>Natalie Portman Says: &quot;No Sex? No Thanks.&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Hey all you nuns out there (what, didn&#x27;t you know, nuns love CelebNewsWire), Natalie Portman just doesn&#x27;t understand you. Why don&#x27;t you get over yourselves and fuck somebody already? What&#x27;s the deal? It&#x27;s not like you&#x27;re going to go to Hell for a little porking, right? Am I right? Oh, wait, I&#x27;m wrong. They will [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/dog-pees-on-natalie-portman.jpg"><img alt="dog-pees-on-natalie-portman.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/dog-pees-on-natalie-portman-thumb.jpg" width="173" height="200" /></a><br />
Hey all you nuns out there (what, didn&#x27;t you know, nuns <em>love</em> CelebNewsWire), Natalie Portman just doesn&#x27;t understand you. Why don&#x27;t you get over yourselves and fuck somebody already? What&#x27;s the deal? It&#x27;s not like you&#x27;re going to go to Hell for a little porking, right? Am I right? Oh, wait, I&#x27;m wrong. They will go to Hell. Somebody better tell that to Natalie Portman. <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11262008/gossip/pagesix/alien_concept_140887.htm" target=" blank">Page Six</a> dishes this story about Natalie&#x27;s confusion over the whole concept of celibacy:<br />
<blockquote>SOME roles just don&#x27;t suit Natalie Portman. At the junket for the film version of his &quot;Doubt,&quot; playwright John Patrick Shanley was asked how Amy Adams won the role of an emotionally conflicted nun. &quot;I&#x27;m trying to think of what the etiquette is on this,&quot; Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, &quot;Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn&#x27;t understand celibacy.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p> We were totally on board with Natalie&#x27;s sentiments at first. We mean, geesh, nuns&oacute;what a bunch of prudes. But then we stumbled upon this photo and it was all clear. Nuns don&#x27;t need orgasms to have a good time, they&#x27;ve got the ocean! Wheeee!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/nuns_ocean_beach_fun.jpg"><img alt="nuns_ocean_beach_fun.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/nuns_ocean_beach_fun-thumb.jpg" width="195" height="200" /></a></a>
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<br />She&#x27;s no prude; see Natalie Portman nude at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>CNW Junk Drawer: Porthart, We Hardly Knew Ye</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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&#239;  Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart break up. Perhaps she woke up and realized, &#34;I&#x27;m Natalie Portman. He&#x27;s a hirsute twee gypsy who sings like a lamb with a barbed dildo up its butthole.&#34; (Celebrity Wonder)
&#239;  Right now, Brad and Angelina&#x27;s adopted kids are looking around their filthy French chateau and thinking, &#34;Screw [...]]]></description>
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&iuml;  Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart break up. Perhaps she woke up and realized, &quot;I&#x27;m Natalie Portman. He&#x27;s a hirsute twee gypsy who sings like a lamb with a barbed dildo up its butthole.&quot; (<a href="http://news.celebritywonder.com/2008/09/25/Portman_and_Banhart_Split_Up.html" target="_blank">Celebrity Wonder</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Right now, <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/brad_pitt/" target="_blank">Brad</a> and Angelina&#x27;s adopted kids are looking around their filthy French chateau and thinking, &quot;Screw this, man, there were fewer flies back in Ethiopia, man.&quot; (<a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/?p=15567" target="_blank">CelebWarship</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Kirk Cameron will NOT kiss any woman other than his wife onscreen; WILL star in a sitcom in which his best friend is called &quot;Boner&quot;. (<a href="http://www.holytaco.com/2008/09/25/kirk-cameron-puts-nonexistent-career-on-the-line/" target="_blank">Holy Taco</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Susan Sarandon enjoyed beating the shit out of daughter Eva Amurri. For a movie! For a movie! (<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/quote-of-the-day-87/" target="_blank">Daily Stab</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Dear Kim Kardashian: God would not have dealt you that colossal can and made you mambo on Dancing with the Stars if He didn&#x27;t want you to shake it like a bottle of salad dressing. Wake up, Kim! Look alive! (<a href="http://www.flisted.com/43662/thats-enough-kim-kardashian/" target="_blank">F-listed</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  The Girls Next Door: the truth comes out. You mean three large-breasted blondes in their twenties AREN&#x27;T banging an octogenarian? (<a href="http://poponthepop.com/2008/09/25/sorting-out-all-the-rumors-about-the-girls-next-door/" target="_blank">Pop on the Pop</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Leighton Meester admits she was born in the slammer. (<a href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2008/09/leighton-meester-beautiful-born-behind-bars/" target="_blank">The Hollywood Gossip</a>)</p>
<p>&iuml;  Top 5 Network TV Nude Scenes! (Mr. Skin)</p>
<p>&iuml;  It was mystical, magical water, and not a penis, that got Nicole Kidman pregnant. (<a href="http://theblemish.com/2008/09/magical-waters-responsible-for-kidmans-pregnancy/" target="_blank">The Blemish</a>)</p>
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		<title>Vegan Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In recent celebrity hookup news, Ryan Gosling is kicking it to Kirsten Dunst, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have taken it to the next level with a meet-the-parents visit, and Natalie Portman is inexplicably dating furry, painfully precious neo-hippie singer Devendra Banhart. The two have been spotted together more often than not recently, and the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/natalie_devendra_1.jpg"><img src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/natalie_devendra_1-thumb.jpg" alt="natalie_devendra_1.jpg" width="126" height="200" /></a>In recent celebrity hookup news, Ryan Gosling is <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2008-04-22/#celeb6" target="_blank">kicking it</a> to Kirsten Dunst, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have taken it to the next level with a <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2008-04-22/#celeb2" target="_blank">meet-the-parents visit</a>, and Natalie Portman is inexplicably dating furry, painfully precious neo-hippie singer Devendra Banhart. The two have been spotted together more often than not recently, and the paps snapped these pictures of the pair strolling through the park yesterday. Seeing how Banhart was allegedly hooking up with Lindsay Lohan last year, the pairing isn&#8217;t all that odd. The weird part is seeing this twee, &#8220;what is a television?&#8221; folkie weirdo drinking something as base and common as chain store coffee. We&#8217;d picture him as a strictly unicorn-milk-out-of-a-lotus-blossom kind of guy.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/natalie_devendra_2.jpg"><img src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/natalie_devendra_2-thumb.jpg" alt="natalie_devendra_2.jpg" width="349" height="200" /></a> <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/natalie_devendra_3.jpg"><img src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/natalie_devendra_3-thumb.jpg" alt="natalie_devendra_3.jpg" width="163" height="200" /></a> <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/natalie_devendra_4.jpg"><img src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/natalie_devendra_4-thumb.jpg" alt="natalie_devendra_4.jpg" width="143" height="200" /></a></p>
<div style="clear:both">And for added vomitous cutesiness, a particularly vomitous selection from Banhart&#8217;s ouevre:</div>
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<div style="clear:both">UPDATE: Further awesomeness: that dog <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/25413" target="_blank">pissed on Portman</a>.</div>
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<p>Nat gets naked! Check her out at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>Another Present from CelebNewsWire to You</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:35:26 +0000</pubDate>
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Natalie Portman says: &#34;Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett&#x27;s breasts. She&#x27;s got beautiful ones.&#34; Stow that in your brain pan and let it fester. And you&#x27;re welcome.
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<div style="clear:both">Natalie Portman <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article844750.ece" target=" blank">says</a>: &quot;Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett&#x27;s breasts. She&#x27;s got beautiful ones.&quot; Stow that in your brain pan and let it fester. And you&#x27;re welcome.</div>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:45:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Just in case Lindsay Lohan&#x27;s really big bare breastage didn&#x27;t give you a boner, here&#x27;s a picture of Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson kinda, sorta, almost, ohmigod-they&#x27;re-so-close kissing. Enjoy!
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Just in case Lindsay Lohan&#x27;s <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/lindsay_lohan_naked_marilyn_monroe.html" target=" blank">really big bare breastage</a> didn&#x27;t give you a boner, here&#x27;s a picture of Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson kinda, sorta, almost, ohmigod-they&#x27;re-so-close kissing. Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Natalie Portman Has No Naked Regrets</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We would like to take this moment in naked lady history to humbly apologize to the lovely Natalie Portman. Last week we reported that she was grossed out by her own Hotel Chevalier nude scenes when, in fact, this is not the case. She&#x27;s grossed out by her Goya&#x27;s Ghosts nude scenes. It&#x27;s different! 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/natalie_portman_butt.jpg"><img alt="natalie_portman_butt.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/natalie_portman_butt-thumb.jpg" width="81" height="200" /></a>We would like to take this moment in naked lady history to humbly apologize to the lovely Natalie Portman. Last week we <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/natalie_portman_regrets_nude_scene_hotel.html" target="_blank">reported</a> that she was grossed out by her own <em>Hotel Chevalier</em> nude scenes when, in fact, this is not the case. She&#x27;s grossed out by her <em>Goya&#x27;s Ghosts</em> nude scenes. It&#x27;s different! </p>
<blockquote><p>A U.S. magazine has been forced to apologize to actress Natalie Portman after suggesting she&#x27;s far from happy with her performance in short film <em>Hotel Chevalier</em>. Sunday supplement <em>Parade</em> stated Portman was talking about the movie, in which she appears nude, when she commented about an &quot;uncomfortable&quot; scene she shot in a forthcoming essay she wrote for the publication. But the actress&#x27; publicist, Kelly Bush, has pounced on <em>Parade</em>, insisting her client was actually talking about a torture scene in new film <em>Goya&#x27;s Ghosts</em>. A statement from the magazine&#x27;s publicist reads, &quot;We say that Portman regrets doing a nude scene in the movie <em>Hotel Chevalier</em>. This is wrong. When Portman writes about this in <em>Parade</em>, she does not mention a specific movie title. She tells us she was referring to a torture scene with a body double in <em>Goya&#x27;s Ghosts</em>, which was taken out of context and leaked onto the Internet. Portman is very happy with <em>Hotel Chevalier</em> and proud of her work in the film.&quot; </p></blockquote>
<p>Well, that&#x27;s what you get when you deal with that libelous rag of lies, Parade. What a false tabloid! We hear that they totally fabricated their &quot;10 Things You Don&#x27;t Know About Connie Selecca&quot; story. And that expose on &quot;Inside Valerie Harper&#x27;s Country Cottage&quot;? Complete horseshit, man.</p>
<p>Thanks to Chans for the tip!<br />
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<p>See the Nat nudes in question MrSkin.com.</p>
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