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Watts This? Naomi Nude. That's Watts.
We didn't report this yesterday when it broke because yesterday was Sunday. That's the Lord's day! And although today is a holiday, we are graciously eschewing from your raucous Presidents Day celebration–your pin-the-stovepipe-hat-on-the-Lincoln games and festive Dance of the Wooden Teeth–to humbly bring you news. News of Naomi Watts naked on a balcony, snapped while [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Aniston's Breast Friends
ï Jennifer Aniston accused of stuffing her bra. Stuffing it with rubber THO. (Yeeeah!)
ï Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have a new baby boy. Mazel and tov to that. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen sings "Womanizer". Nice, but we'd really like to hear her "Real Talk". (IDLYITW)
ï Rihanna's cleavage looks fake. Or pregnant. [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, celebrity offspring, celebs posing for Playboy, Dita Von Teese, drugs, Hugh Hefner, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Winslet, Katie Price, Liev Schreiber, Lily Allen, music, Rihanna, Shenae Grimes
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Naomi Watts Makes the Skies Friendlier with Her Breasts
Naomi Watts really knows how to please a man–even one who's only three apples high: Show him her boobs! Our celebrity air hostess, FemaleFirst, reports:
Naomi Watts had to breastfeed her seven-month-old son Alexander to keep him quiet on a 14-hour flight.
The 'Eastern Promises' star – who is engaged to actor Liev Schreiber – revealed her [...]
Naomi Watts Finally Pops
Congratulations to Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber, who are the proud parents of a brand new baby boy. Born yesterday, Alexander Pete Schreiber is doing well, was born two weeks early, and weighed two hundred twelve pounds and three ounces.
Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts, Honest Woman, Etc.
Expectant parents Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber might not be living in sin, spitting in the face of Christ by allowing a bastard to grow in the Wattian womb. They appeared at the Tony Awards last night. They were approached by Entertainment Tonight, and Liev crowed,
ìWe are married. You got it first. Break the [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Never Killed a Pot Head"
ï Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Say it five times fast.
ï Tyra Banks recreates her iconic swimsuit issue cover shot. Too bad her face looks like she's dropping a log in her bikini bottoms.
ï Gretchen Carlson finally lends credibility to FOX News with a liberal view of her [...]
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Also tagged Anna Nicole Smith, booze, Brody Jenner, celebrity deaths, celebrity pregnancies, celebrity websites, celebs in bikinis, drugs, Gretchen Carlson, Howard K. Stern, Jewel, magazines, Michelle Rodriguez, Sylvester Stallone, Tyra Banks, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: She's Like the Bling Through My Tree
ï Dirty Dancing's Patrick Swayze says he's experimenting with ìrap rhythms as an emotional undercurrent for ballads.î That makes sense, since rap rhythms are a feeling; a heartbeat. Guh-gung. Guh-gung.
ï Katie Holmes sez: "I won't wed 'til afterbirth!" God, that's sick! Oh, wait. That's "after birth".
ï Still married to one nonfamous guy, [...]
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Also tagged Bono, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Cindy Crawford, Eminem, Katie Holmes, Keira Knightley, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Patrick Swayze, Stephanie Seymour, Tori Spelling
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A Cornucopia of Holiday Nippage
The season of giving and sharing is upon us. Even big-name Hollywood actresses, notorious for spending all their money on cashmere toilet paper and mink tampons are getting into the spirit, unwrapping their bazooms to bestow their nipples upon needy children. It's a copious cornucopia of nipples. It's a horn o' plenty of nipples. It's [...]
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Sundance Nudity (Un)Wrap-Up
We sent our intrepid reporter to Sundance to uncover all who got uncovered in upcoming indie flicks. And lemme tell ya, boy, in addition to the usual suspects, there's a surprise or two.
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Also tagged Jenny McCarthy, Keira Knightley, Kyra Sedgwick, Linda Lovelace, Lisa Kudrow, movies, Patricia Clarkson
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