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Naomi Campbell Allergic to Alcohol, Being Nice to People
Celebrities have funny ways of owning up to their problems and/or apologizing for the things they've done. There's anger rehab, gayhab, probably even dog-molesting rehab (it would explain where Natasha Lyonne has been hiding all these months). And while we commend Naomi Campbell for not founding the "Cell-phone-throwing Models Rehabilitation Center," her amends seem to [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "A Skanky, Backdoor C*nt"
ï OMG, Jenny Aniston is gonna go on Courteney Cox's show and they're gonna KISS!!! The girl-girl spit swap is the surefire ratings booster of our generation, finally overtaking the "let's introduce a precocious child character" move. Basically, yes, we're likening Jennifer Aniston to Cousin Oliver.
ï Naomi Campbell pooh-poohs claims that she's involved [...]
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Also tagged Cameron Diaz, celebrity hookups, celebs in bikinis, Courteney Cox, DJ AM, Jenna Jameson, Jennifer Aniston, Katie Holmes, Mandy Moore, Paris Hilton, Rachael Ray, television, upskirt shots, Vanessa Paradis
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CNW Junk Drawer: "The Good Loving You Give Me Every Day"
ï Angelina and Brad are reportedly adopting an Indian baby as we speak. Because African babies are soooo early-to-mid October 2k6.
ï Please, for the love of all that is good and holy in this mortal world, will someone, anyone, shoot a tranq dart into Naomi Campbell's neck?
ï Rush Limbaugh accuses Parkinson's sufferer [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, celebrity arrests, celebrity offspring, DJ AM, Kevin Federline, Michael J. Fox, Michelle Trachtenberg, Paris Hilton, parties, plastic surgery rumors, Rush Limbaugh, Sandra Bullock, Tara Reid
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Naomi Campbell = Taz
According to imdb.com, Hurricane Naomi Campbell has struck yet again, causing a staggering $54,000 worth of damage to her boyfriend's yacht after she had one of her patented conniption hemmorages. We don't know how to tell you this, but . . . kids, we think it's time we put Naomi Campbell down. We know, sweeties, [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage
ï Nicole Richie and DJ AM have officially broken up. Apparently, he's disgusted by Nicole's extreme weight loss method of not eating, while he lost over a hundred pounds the old fashioned way: by having a team of doctors reduce his stomach to the size of a butterbean, then saw off all his excess [...]
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Also tagged Alyssa Milano, celebrity arrests, celebrity breakups, celebrity offspring, DJ AM, Elizabeth Hurley, film festivals, Geri Halliwell, Halle Berry, Michelle Rodriguez, Michelle Williams, Nicole Richie, Penn Jillette
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CNW Junk Drawer: "A Big 200 Pound Lesbian to Kick Her Ass"
ï Rosie O'Donnell challenges Naomi Campbell to a cage match, saying, "I think she needs a big 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass." Normally, our money would be on Rosie, but we hear Naomi has custom-made bedazzled boxing gloves in the shape of hand-held communication devices, so . . .
ï Natalie Portman: [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity catfights, celebrity pregnancies, Jason Bateman, Jerry O'Connell, Kabbalah, Kate Beckinsale, Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Mullally, movies, Natalie Portman, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Rosie O'Donnell, Scientology, Tom Cruise
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Nicky/Nicole Commingling Sets off Naomi Campbell Crazy Alarm
When was the last time you gave a passing thought to Naomi Campbell? That time that she threw a phone at someone? Or that other time she threw a phone at someone? Or when Russell Crowe threw a phone at someone did you stop and think of her? See, the problem with Naomi Campbell is [...]
Naomi Campbell Takes Time Out of Busy Phone-throwing Schedule to Defend Kate Moss
We havenít mentioned Kate Moss or any sort of fluffy white substance for almost a week now, so we should get around to that. Poor coked-up Kate has lost myriad modeling contracts (Because fashion houses expect their models to stay skeletal on a diet of celery sticks and Camel Lights?), is reportedly spending a little [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Yoakam? It Damn Near Killed 'im
ï Gwen Stefani sees herself as a "dorky fat kid". That's funny, because we see her as a creepy transvestite who keeps Japanese girls as pets.
ï Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary and weed.
ï Naomi Campbell blah blah blah new catfight blah blah punching slapping blah zzzzzzzzzz.
ï Johnny [...]
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Also tagged Art Garfunkel, celebrity arrests, celebrity catfights, Dwight Yoakam, Gwen Stefani, Jessica Simpson, Johnny Knoxville, models, music, Nick Lachey, Victoria Beckham
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Naomi Campbell Unleashes Fists of Fury, Part 42,298
Yeah, so Naomi Campbell attacked someone last night. Again. We know, we know, big whoop, right? Well, this time she's not cuffing the help; she's pummeling a friend. Can't fault the girl for wanting to mix it up a little.