Tag Archives: Naomi Campbell
What’s So Super About These Models? Nudity.
Supermodels. They’re usually not the smartest people in the room. If you were out to lunch with a model, a failing fourth grader, and Britney Spears (Don’t judge; that’s our standing Thursday noon reservation at The Ivy), who would you let calculate the tip? So even though Mr. Skin declared last week Official Nude Victoria’s [...]
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She Hit Me and It Felt Like a Puss
Hey, Naomi Campbell is doing better. All those anger management classes seem to be working. She’s no longer throwing hand-held communication devices at people’s heads. Now she’s throwing her stubbly chick chasm in people’s faces. You will not bear the imprint of a Blackberry on your forehead, but you may get a wicked case of [...]
Naomi Campbell Gives New Meaning to the Term "Suck Face"
Psychotically angry supermodel Naomi Campbell recently enjoyed a tropical vacation with her Russian billionaire boyfriend Vladislav Doronin. And apparently, she must be getting sick of being known as "the model who beats people" and is turning over a new life as "the model who eats people". The dude next to them is into this chain [...]
Spelling Spilling from Womb; Campbell Threatens Same
'Tis the season for fetii to emerge from their wombs of fame. This past weekend, Jessica Alba grunted and pushed forth little Honor Warren, and yesterday, Tori Spelling made like a hen and laid tiny Stella McDermott. OK! sez:
The former 90210 star gave birth to a daughter on Monday, June 9. Stella Doreen McDermott arrived [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pregnant. Pregnant in Bikini. Not Pregnant in Bikini.
ï Beyonce still not talking on the wedding rumors, but is she also gestating Hova Jr.? (Celebitchy)
ï Eva Herzigova is definitely pregnant. You can tell because of the giant baby inside her belly. And the naked breasts, gravid with lactocity. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Also pregnant and half naked? Tori Spelling in a bikini. [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Eatin' Kids, Beatin' Pigs
ï Bite-sized Heroes star Hayden Panettiere volunteered at World Children's Day, where she proceeded to devour all the babies under age two and pick her teeth with their discarded, semi-gnawed rib bones. (The Blemish)
ï Even when you take away her hand-held communication devices and remove her from the vicinity of assistants, Naomi Campbell [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Brandon Davis, Cameron Diaz, celebrity arrests, celebs in bikinis, Gisele Bundchen, Hayden Panettiere, Jerry Seinfeld, Megan Fox, Mena Suvari, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise
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Naomi Campbell Gets Gutted
Supermodel/incredible Hulk Naomi Campbell underwent emergency surgery in Brazil on Monday night. One would assume that flying to Rio to have mysterious surgery would mean one thing–sex change–but Naomi's rep issued this statement:
"Naomi Campbell was admitted to hospital [Monday night] to have a small cyst removed. Following the successful procedure, she is now resting and [...]