Tag Archives: MySpace
Shanna Moakler Fights Like a Recluse: Under Cover of MySpace
We've never really paid much attention to Shanna Moakler. That would kind of be like following the career of the girl who won the Hawaiian Tropic contest you saw when you were on spring break junior year. And while we do occasionally see Miss Hawaiian Tropic during our important business meetings with important men with [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, Harry Morton, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, the internets
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Lindsay Lohan's MySpace Just Like Your Little Sister's
First of all, we'd like to say that we think that the hacking of Lindsay Lohan's supposed private MySpace is complete bullshit. But reading messages (even if they are fake) between Lindsay and Paris Hilton where they hurl eighth-grade insults at each other is a better source of drama than MoliËre. Or whoever smart people [...]
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"Tasty Former Stylist Skewers" the Closest Nicole Richie Gets to Food
We better watch our backs and our Moveable Type–Nicole Richie is getting into the gossip game. More specifically, she is getting into the blind item game, as evidenced by this little number she penned and left on her MySpace blog:
What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner [...]
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After Showing Her Panties, Paris Gets Pukey
During a recent performance (following that Jay-Z offering we just told you about) Paris Hilton puked while on stage. And, no, that's not a euphemism for her vocal abilities.
Thx 4 Tha Add, Jessica!
Jessica Simpson is reportedly addicted to flirting online, via a fake MySpace profile. Also, Jessica has met the man of her dreams on the networking site. He's knowledgable, prolific, All-American, and friendly. Although the pair have yet to meet "IRL", Jessica is confident that she's found The One in her new e-boyfriend . . . [...]
People You Don't Care About Are No Longer Porking
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have broken up. And so have Nicole Richie and that one guy. He's like the son of some famous guy who, like, did the luge or synchronized swimming at the Olympics or something. He dated that girl from that show that's like The O.C. only "real"? C'mon, he's tall, has [...]
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Also tagged Brody Jenner, celebrity breakups, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Richie, Vince Vaughn
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