Tag Archives: MySpace
Michael Jackson Death: The Latest and Greatest
It's Monday, and Michael Jackson is still deceased. He did not rise from the dead like Lazarus or like, perhaps, like a beautiful noseless white phoenix from flame. Dude's still gone, and shit is getting weirder. Here's a brief wrap-up of the main points:
ï On her MySpace blog, MJ's ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley wrote:
Our [...]
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SJP's Surrogate Is Totally In Your Face! Rawr!
Would you carry twins for Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick? Gestating two fetii in your womb for nine months only to have them plucked out and handed to Hollywood choadfaces is a selfless act that deserves to be commended. Take into consideration that these babies may give you a kick from the inside equivalent [...]
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Britney Spears Seeking Harvard Grad Proficient in Conjugation of Y'all
We thought that all this time we were just exceptionally stupid. We tried and tried, but we just couldn't figure out Facebook. People sending us Robert Pattinson flair? Huh? And now we're supposed to throw a snowball at somebody? We just don't get it. But it turns out there's a very good reason why we [...]
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A Side of Lohan, Covered In a Delicate Breading
Anti-fur activists usually throw ketchup, don't they? Well, it seems that when Lindsay Lohan in involved, they throw flour. Mix 'em together and you have a fetching pinkish paste that can be used to wrangle and glue runaway boobs into low-cut dresses. Or as denture paste. CelebWarship lays it down:
Lindsay Lohan received an unwelcomed surprise [...]
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Threaten to Twitter the Living Crap Out of Each Other
For years now, MySpace has been the preferred arena of celebrities for their wars of words. Don't forget the epic cyber-smackdown issued upon Paris and Lindsay by Shanna Moakler lo, so many years ago. But times and technology are changing, and our celebrities are growing up. So it's only fitting that they would outgrow MySpace [...]
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MySpace Fiiiiiggggght!
In the old days, people would settle arguments by having a pistol duel at dawn. Or falling upon one's own sword to preserve their honor. Or making like Justin Timberlake and having a dance-off. These days, lugers and the pachanga have been replaced by a bloody battle of words in an arena known by all. [...]
Jessica Simpson Not Treated Like the Major Movie Star She Thinks She Is
Say you're a movie executive with the Sisyphean task of making money off of a Jessica Simpson joint. You've failed to attract costars of a high caliber, settling on Steve Guttenburg and Vivca A. Fox, and you have the colossal failure of Blonde Ambition staring you in the face, mocking you with chants of "I [...]
Courtney Love Good Write Word Stuff
Did you wake up this morning thinking, "Crap, I got so wrapped up in in reading Jordan's novel Crystal last night that I forgot to go out and get drunk. How am I ever going to make it through a Friday at work without a hangover?" Why don't you spend the next half hour trying [...]
LiLo Lesbo Leak-o, Uh Oh
We recently reported that Lindsay Lohan was having a hard time detoxing from the dick in rehab, but apparently she's also having some hardcore poon withdrawal. According to the New York Daily News:
It appears that a "pal" has shopped poor Lindsay Lohan's private rehab musings to the press.
The recovering star used MySpace to stay in [...]
Q-List Celebrity MySpace Feud! Yea!
Two people you have never seen in a movie, television program, commercial, magazine spread, bus-bench ad, or You Tube video are feuding. You have also never heard them sing a song. Nor have you read their books or hard-hitting journalistic pieces on Darfur or the dangers of lead paint. This, my friends, is what we [...]
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