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Chris Hits Rihanna–With a Hot Track
Rihanna and Chris Brown are probably back together in romance and also in song. Just like that one time on A Different World when Whitley and Jaleesa sang together and Whitley said, "We may not like each other, but our voices sure do." True, True. E! Online says:
No one can say for sure whether Chris [...]
"I'm a Slaaaaave for . . . My Pussy's Hangin' Out"
Britney Spears using a working microphone in concert? Oh, that’s rich. But apparently it happened. Two nights ago, the be-weaved one performed onstage in Tampa, Florida. After the final strains of “I’m a Slave 4 U”, Brit was lowered down through a hole in a the stage, and, mic still on, make reference to her [...]
Madonna Not a Fan of "If U Seek Amy"
In Madonna's world, there is only Madonna. Everywhere she goes, onlookers are expected to bow to the ground, avert their eyes, and throw gold coins and rose petals at her feet. Or at least turn off that damn Britney Spears song. Says Page Six:
DON'T play Britney Spears when Madonna is in the house. Lady Madge [...]
Kanye West's Dream: To See Kanye West Live
Your greatest pain in life: knowing you'll never be able to afford the custom-made giant solid-gold dildo you dreamed about as a little boy. Kanye West's greatest pain in life: that he'll never get to experience the genius that is Kanye West from the vantage point of an untalented commoner. Our own inflated celebrity ego, [...]
Jennifer Love Hewitt Finds Comfort in the (Musical) Bosom of Alanis Morissette
You've probably been neglecting the gossip magazines lately, what with sparkling wits like us sating you gossip cravings for free, but they still do have a point: stars really are just like us. Take Jennifer Love Hewitt. Her engagement busted up and all she can do is listen to Alanis Morissette and eat chocolate. Says [...]
Ebony and Ivory, Again
What's the best way to inject some zazz into a musical career that's faltering before it's even taken off? Add some T Pain vocoder! Or mix in a Beatle, that works too. Just not Ringo. And that's exactly what Paris Hilton is trying to do. Stars are blind! According to our own personal gossip Linda [...]
Dumb & Dumbererer: When Jim Carrey Met 50 Cent
Jim Carrey may pull in millions more per picture than Joaquin Phoenix, but he definitely doesn't share his fellow actor's sense of hip hop adventure. When 50 Cent pulled Jim up on stage during a Sundance party over the weekend, he didn't even bust out an "It is my birthday, I am going to party [...]
Joaquin Phoenix Raps; Falls Down Goes Boom
He won an Oscar. Now he wants a Grammy. Or perhaps a “Rappy” award. A mere three months ago, harelipped hunkomaniac Joaquin Phoenix announced he was quitting acting to pursue a music career. And he’s wasted no time chasing his dream–he’s been busy writing hot beats and growing a matted hobo beard and [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Aniston's Breast Friends
ï Jennifer Aniston accused of stuffing her bra. Stuffing it with rubber THO. (Yeeeah!)
ï Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have a new baby boy. Mazel and tov to that. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen sings "Womanizer". Nice, but we'd really like to hear her "Real Talk". (IDLYITW)
ï Rihanna's cleavage looks fake. Or pregnant. [...]
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Jessica Simpson Is the Hit of the VFW
B 13. B 13. O 62. O 62. O 59. O 59. BINGOOOOooooooh these boots were made fer walkin' (jiggle jiggle) and that's jest what they'll do (jiggle jiggle). Etc.
Once, Jessica Simpson was the cock of the walk, with the reality show and the holiday family spectacular and the biggest yoinkers in Hollywood. And now [...]