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PenÈlope Cruz Did Not Make out with Her Sister. She Made out with Someone Who Looks Like Her Sister.
Eduardo Cruz does not want to be seen as the slightly more rock ‘n’ roll Enrique Iglesias. He wants to be seen as the slightly more rock ‘n’ roll Enrique Iglesias who fulfills his taboo childhood fantasies by having his super famous, super hot sister in his video making out with someone who looks like [...]
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Gimme More: Britney Spears In Various States of Semi-Dress
Guess what happened? Guess! Just guess. Bet you can't guess. Bet you bet you bet you. Okay okay okay, we're so excited, we'll just go ahead and tell you! BRITNEY SPEARS DID SOME STUFF! At this point, writing a Britney Spears story is like writing a Choose Your Own Adventure or perhaps a Mad Lib.
Britney [...]
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Britney Greases the Pole
It’s easy to forget that Britney Spears is not just a funny homeless lady who spends her days babbling gibberish to iced coffees and tottering around with her wig on backwards. Actually, she has a job doing music and singing and dancing! Isn’t that weird? Grab a juice box, sit back, and enjoy watch her [...]
Bloody Chokesex: the Pinnacle of Romance
It's been a while since Gothbert Gothbert and Holita have ascended from their spoooooky love-pit of super sexy cradle-robbing passion to assert their love for one another in the press. So we were delighted to read this quote from Evan Rachel Wood in the latest issue of GQ magazine, as she explains how touching it [...]
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Britney Works the Pole
Quick, think of the least sexy supposedly sexy scenario that could ever exist. Even if you came up with Minnie Pearl riding William Shatner's face while she tickled his balls with her dangling price tag, we've got you beat. We have pictures of Britney Spears working a stripper pole in her new video. We're sure [...]
Hooker Widow
All this time, you've been observing Britney Spears in her $9.99 Chernin's Shoe Outlet pleather boots, yarn weave, and bedazzled mall frocks and thought, "That's all fine and good, but when she starts getting her career back on track, she'll hire the finest producers, stylists, choreographers, and directors, and make 'I'm a Slave 4 U' [...]
Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood Totally Did It
Gothbert Gothbert and Holita's "Heart Shaped Glasses" video continues to shock! And! Disgust! with its portrayal of a bird-chested middled aged doom rocker performing screechy chokesex on his barely legal thespian concubine. As it turns out, the screechy chokesex might actually be the real deal. Which means that the lovebird's private acts of love almost [...]
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Making Out on a Big Pile of Blood
Gothbert Gothbert and Holita continue to take Dad's Atra razor and cut a wobbly pink swath of lovelorn angst across the inner wrist of America. Marilyn Manson's new video for "Heart-Shaped Glasses" is online, and you can watch and vicariously live out the couple's embarrassing "Bonnie and Clyde, baby, you and me against the world" [...]
"Me, I'll stay on the sofa, enjoying the vibe by raising my arms."
Get ready for the best rap record released by a pro basketball player since Shaq Fu: Da Return; Tony Parker just released a sure-fire hip-hop hit–in French. Page Six reports:
TONY Parker's new rap record sounds like unhip-hop to us. The San Antonio Spur and fiancÈ of Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria yesterday released his debut [...]