Tag Archives: music videos
Gimme More, Indeed
Picture it. October 2007. Pope Benedict is sworn in as the head God dude. South Africa wins the rugby World Cup. Mac OS X Leopard is launched. And the whole world fell in love with a little song called "Gimme More" by a woman named Britney Spears, who at that time was mostly known as [...]
The Dutchess Is the Butchess
Remember when Fergie peed her pants? Man, those were salad days for us. We got a lot of mileage out of that one. But hey, maybe it wasn't urine. Maybe it was a torrent of watery lady batter brought on by lust for the lesbian touch. In the upcoming video for a new Black Eyed [...]
Boy Don't Try To Front, She Knows Just Just What You Are-Are-Are
Have we mentioned yet that the new Britney song is kind of awesome? Well, it is. And if you’re pointing and laughing and asking if our iPod contains nothing but Linkin Park and Evanescence, just drop it. Listen to the damn song and try to say it sucks. You can’t do it. You just can’t. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Minnillo Licks the Vanillo
ï Vanessa Minnillo fellates a PInkberry spoon. (F-listed)
ï Can't lose that last stubborn five pounds? Get gastric band surgery! Courtney Love did. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pics from Britney Spears's new video for "Womanizer". Lots o' wigs, and not a batty pink one amongst them. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Madonna bans Sarah Palin from [...]
Posted in Uncategorized
Also tagged Anna Faris, celebrity accidents, celebrity catfights, celebs in rehab, Courtney Love, David Duchovny, Kristen Bell, Madonna, Miley Cyrus, movies, Nick Nolte, Pete Doherty, plastic surgery rumors, politicians, Tom Cruise, Vanessa Minnillo
Leave a comment
Hayden Panettiere Sings Song; Wears Shoes
Three apples high actress Hayden Panettiere is following in the footsteps of Jenny McCarthy today and posing for a series of ads for Candie’s–the shoes that complement Charlie! perfume and your “I Can’t Believe I Ate the WHOLE Thing” tee. Unlike Jenny, Hayden didn’t pose on the crapper, though Candies does continue its trend of [...]
Britney Spears and Madonna To Get Sticky & Sweet
There are some dreams that just won't die. And Madonna and Britney Spears slamming clams is one of them. Every couple of months there's a new sensational story claiming that any moment now the world's two favorite flaxen pop stars will be once again cramming their tongues down each other's throats. For a couple days [...]
Britney To Frolic with Different Kind of Pussy
Generally when a parent puts their out-of-control daughter on lock down, they monitor the company the little angel keeps, set up outings to the malt shop with the local equestrian club or a troupe of young Jane Austen enthusiasts to set her on the path to righteousness. Not Britney Spears's dad; he says, "Have fun [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Rhys Is in Pieces
ï Sienna Miller finally cuts loose her improbably-named, leonine lover Rhys Ifans. (CeleBuzz)
ï Angry whelp Miley Cyrus wrecks equipment on the set of her new video. "Grrrr! I'm so mad! Like a bear! Grrr! Like a fluffy bear! With a bow around its neck! Grrr . . . awwww." (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Kim Kardashian [...]
Posted in Uncategorized
Also tagged Ashley Tisdale, booze, Carmen Electra, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity pregnancies, Charlie Sheen, Eva Longoria, Gillian Anderson, Gina Gershon, Kim Kardashian, Lily Allen, Miley Cyrus, music, Rhys Ifans, Sienna Miller, Vanessa Minnillo
Leave a comment
Jennifer Lopez: Career Killer
The video for "Jenny from the Block" was a lot of things. A pretty awesome jam. Where we learned that it takes hard work to cash checks. A good place to ogle Jennifer Lopez's ass and bare stomach. The downfall of Ben Affleck. Wait, what? Entertainmentwise reports:
Ben Affleck credits starring in then-fiancee Jennifer Lopezís Jenny [...]
Scarlett Johansson's "Falling Down" Video Will Have You Falling Asleep
What can we say about Scarlett Johansson’s first music video? There are no bright colors to shock your not-fully-awake brain. Um, what else? She obviously made this song for a love of the music, because no one in their right mind would think it’s going to be the next “Best of Both Worlds.” The only [...]