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Test Your Celebrity Knocker Knowledge

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:32:10 +0000

You can’t fool us. We know you play games at work. You do crossword puzzles, you whack people in Mafia Wars, you play Facebook Scramble, and if you’re really hard up, Minesweeper. We’re not judging, but why don’t you use your work time to play a game that’s actually going to win you something? Like bewbz. In honor of revealing the last 10 in his 100 Best Nude Scenes List, Mr. Skin will be doing a live chat/naked lady trivia contest this afternoon, with 10 chances to win free memberships to the site. Free cans. Free butts. Free muff. The chat will be here at 4:00 P.M. CST, where a flash ad on the front page will link you to the chat. Live chats are kind of magical because you look like you’re having an important video conference with a client, but in reality, you’ll be answering questions about Katie Holmes with her shirt off. So you can easily trick your boss. Unless you’re a paratrooper or a carny or something. Then you’re out of luck, I guess.

Celebrity Nude Scenes, Classified for Your Convenience

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 16:03:22 +0000

Media outlets are always putting out crap lists. Top 10 most liveable cities? Swill. Top 20 most charitable corporations? Vom. America’s most beautiful landmarks? Bile, chum, and slurry. Thank Christ for Mr. Skin, who’s finally released a list we can all agree will unify this polarized, troubled nation: The Top 100 Nude Scenes of All Time. The only list that matters! Now, when you’re in a bar and some rube claims that Malin Akerman’s topless scene in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle is sexier than Natalie Portman’s butt in Hotel Chevalier, you can just pull out this list, silently point to it, and clear your throat, and the dude will collapse into sobs of defeat because you can’t argue with the world’s foremost scholar on movie tits. It’s like trying to argue black holes with Stephen Hawking.

And hey, follow us on Twitter while you’re at it. Not like you have anything better to do.

Spring Into Porn Stars and their Celeb Twins!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:26:22 +0000

Ever noticed how much Scarlett Johansson resembles Traci Lords? We didn't either, until it was pointed out to us, and now we can't look at Scarjo without picturing her as a new wave hooker. Head over to Mr Skin and peruse their Celebrity Pornalikes feature, written by legendary archivist of hot naked ladies Celebrity Sleuth. It's like Us Weekly's "Celebs who look like their dogs!" feature. Only it's interesting and has boobs.

CNW Junk Drawer: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:57:03 +0000

ï This year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl is Leonardo DiCaprio concubine Bar Rafaeli. Or, as the cover states, "Refaeli". It's hard to care when her labes are almost hanging out. (Yeeeah!)

ï Mr Skin announces Anatomy Award nominees! Holy hooters! (Mr Skin)

ï Jessica Simpson straps on some short shorts to irk the h8rs. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Halle Berry is going to shave her head for a movie role. We're sure she'll look as ugly as usual. (IMDb)

ï Michael Douglas's son Cameron stops paying rent, then leaves his place coated in needles and blackened spoons. Because he's Michael Douglas's son, and he's ruggedly handsome and above the law and impervious to bullets. He does what the fuck he wants. (ILYITW)

ï Today is Jennifer Aniston's 40th birthday, and ex-boyfriend John Mayer wrote her a song. It goes, "Lordy lordy! Jen is forty! So many candles blazin'. Lordy, Lordy! Jen's forty! Her vadge looks like a craisin." (I'm Not Obsessed)

ï Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love are reportedly dating in secret. That's cool, they have a lot in common. Like injecting stuff into their faces. And wearing scarves. (Socialite Life)

ï Katherine Heigl and T. R. Knight are leaving the cast of Grey's Anatomy. Which should leave them with a lot of free time to do their favorite hobbies: smoking things. Cigarettes and men's wieners, respectively. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Mischa Barton. Lookin' gooooooood. (The Blemish)

ï Kate Hudson is once again letting the Butterscotch Stallion nibble her sugar cubes with his velvety muzzle. (Allie Is Wired)

ï Don't be a douche-ku. Ogle Eliza Dushku in Maxim. (Daily Stab)

Mr Skin's Top 20 Nude Scenes 2008! Comin' Atcha!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:51:25 +0000

December brings Santa Claus, the Hanukkah Fairy, the Kwanzaa Gnome, and another mysterious man bringing gifts to your home. Only these gifts are not wrapped boxes of Wiis or Barbies or chocolate gelt. These gifts are boobs. The man is Mr. Skin, and instead of cramming himself down your chimney, he's offering his year-end holiday treats in the form of an e-list depicting the Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2008! Who made the list? Mischa Barton? Maybe. The best part? You don't have to wake up early to unwrap it, nor is assembly required. You probably should wait until you're at your home, alone, before opening it. You know, because of boners and such.

See Mischa Barton NUDE at MrSkin.com.

CNW Junk Drawer: Heroes Hottie Hayden Hoists Hoots

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:32:59 +0000

ï Tiny smurfling Hayden Panettiere hoists her wee hooters aloft. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï L.A. dudes in bands, hold on to your wieners–Mischa Barton is now single. (Digital Spy)

ï Samantha Ronson announces that Lohan’s boobs will become Mrs. and Mrs. Ronson soon. (The Blemish)

ï Mr. Skin kicks off the Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows list! Will Mama’s Family make the cut? (Mr. Skin)

ï Rachael Leigh Cook (”‘memba her?” – TMZ) still looks adorable, especially in her bikini. (Fatback)

ï Garbage girl Shirley Manson is a urinal. You heard us. (Cityrag)

ï Naomi Campbell plans to have babies. Great. Ever notice how a rattle is the exact length and weight of a Blackberry? (Derek Hail)

ï Everybody wants Tina Fey or Megan Mullally to do a Sarah Palin impression. But Gina Gershon’s got it covered, bikini and all. (Yeeeah!)

ï Josh Hartnett is the only man alive who plans on suing someone for saying he had hot sex in a library. Dork. (IDLYITW)

ï Anne Hathaway's scuzzo ex got sentenced to five years in the big house. And we just got sentenced to 10 minutes of masturbating to Anne naked in Havoc. Everyone wins! (CelebWarship)

ï And he shall be forever called Fishdick. (Holy Taco)

ï Kanye Wested got arrested. (Bitten and Bound)

ï VH1 is working on a new dating show starring Antonio Sabato Jr. You know who's going to be really excited about this? My sister, in 1991. (Seriously OMG WTF)

ï Look! We made a list of the "Top 100 Hilarious and Addictive Celebrity Blogs". See, we're not as bad as everyone says. (The Love Coach)

CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Lost Hertits

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:19:56 +0000

ï Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt: You can do side bends or sit-ups. But please don't lose that bust. (Faded Youth)

ï Paris Hilton is getting sued. Again. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Yesterday Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer. Today she's dating Selma Blair's ex. What does tomorow bring? (Female First)

ï Mr. Skin takes to the mean streets of Chicago to uncover Hollywood's greatest ass. (MrSkin.com)

ï Let's play Kim Kardashian Ass Detective! It's funner than Cootie! (Cityrag.com)

ï Peaches Geldof and some indie rocker dude had a quickie wedding in Las Vegas. On their registry: deep V shirts, pocohontas headbands, and cocaine. (CelebWarship)

ï Angelina Jolie is Tom Cruise's understudy. (Hollywire)

ï Audrina Patridge in a bikini. We recently noted that her last name actually ISN'T "Partridge" and our minds were blown. (Fatback)

ï Hey look. It's Marilyn Manson. Or maybe that's Cher. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

CNW Junk Drawer: The Dealie with Keeley

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:20:17 +0000

ï Keeley Hazell makes Breast Actress, Mr. Skin makes The Sun. (The Sun)

ï Angelina's having a girl, and she's having her in France! Freedom birth! (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï Non, non! She is having deux bebes! Having zem in L'Etats-Unis! Oui oui oui! (FemaleFirst)

ï Lohan dons crotch-strangling short shorts in February, because she is dedicated to her craft. The craft of being a saucy harlot. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Nicole Richie shows off her new baby. Quick, see the tiny cuteness before Rachel Zoe gives her gifts of Hoodia and hair extensions. (Celebitchy)

ï Wisely realizing that her infamous recent nudie shots were the most popular thing she's ever done, Lindsay contemplates a future as a naked Marilyn Monroe impersonator. (Daily Stab)

ï Kate Hudson coaxes butterscotch stallion Owen Wilson away from suicidal depression with a sugar cube, some carrots, and her vagina. (The Blemish)

ï Lily Allen upskirts with cheeky results. (Taxi Driver)

ï Now we know why Juliette Lewis has been wearing headbands all the time–they magically hold her nipples in. See what goes down when she goes without. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Awwww. Peter Andre soooo sweeeepy! Poor little guy's all tuckered out. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

ï See where Megan Fox's tattooed ode to David Silver is located on her body. (Popoholic)

ï Rachel Bilson owns underwear, and wants you to know all about it. (The Rad Report)

Revealed: Mr. Skin's 2008 Anatomy Awards!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:41:18 +0000

Oscar fashion, schmoscar schmashion. Leave lauding cinematic performances up to the untouchable "Academy". When it comes to lauding skinematic perv-formances, there is but one man to whom we all answer: Mr. Skin. This morning, he appeared on Sirus radio's Howard 100 and unveiled (dig that pun!) the winners of his ninth annual Anatomy Awards. Click on that link and you will be magically transported, Wonkavision style, to a land where the best merkin lives in harmony alongside crack slips and thongs, where Breast Picture has nothing to do with oil wells or wedge-haired killers. So make sure your boss is out of the room, and breathe in the thick, loamy air of the very best skin scenes of the past year.

Mr. Skin's Best Nude Scenes of 2007!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:59:59 +0000

2007 will be known for a lot of things. The year we lost the incandescent talent that is Anna Nicole Smith. The year of the Virginia Tech massacre. The year Tony Blair retired. And much more importantly, a year filled with wobbling, pink-nipped bosoms floating like parade floats–really sexy parade floats–across movie screens worldwide. This was truly a banner year for cinematic skin, and who better to wrap up the greatest nude scenes of 2007 than Mr. Skin? Today, he released his much-skinticipated list of his top 20 favorites of the year, and if you'd like to release a thing or two of your own, do check it out. Will your favorite scene make the list? Will you be so infuriated that you need to fill out our comment form and register your outrage across cyberspace? Let Mr. Skin's Best Nude Scenes of 2007 be your guide to DVDs you'd like to receive from Santa. And, as an added bonus, the list is 100% Britney-free!