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Test Your Celebrity Knocker Knowledge

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published August 13, 2009

You can’t fool us. We know you play games at work. You do crossword puzzles, you whack people in Mafia Wars, you play Facebook Scramble, and if you’re really hard up, Minesweeper. We’re not judging, but why don’t you use your work time to play a game that’s actually going to win you something? Like [...]

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Celebrity Nude Scenes, Classified for Your Convenience

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published August 12, 2009

Media outlets are always putting out crap lists. Top 10 most liveable cities? Swill. Top 20 most charitable corporations? Vom. America’s most beautiful landmarks?  Bile, chum, and slurry. Thank Christ for Mr. Skin, who’s finally released a list we can all agree will unify this polarized, troubled nation: The Top 100 Nude Scenes of All [...]

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Spring Into Porn Stars and their Celeb Twins!

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published March 19, 2009

Ever noticed how much Scarlett Johansson resembles Traci Lords? We didn't either, until it was pointed out to us, and now we can't look at Scarjo without picturing her as a new wave hooker. Head over to Mr Skin and peruse their Celebrity Pornalikes feature, written by legendary archivist of hot naked ladies Celebrity Sleuth. [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published February 11, 2009

ï This year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl is Leonardo DiCaprio concubine Bar Rafaeli. Or, as the cover states, "Refaeli". It's hard to care when her labes are almost hanging out. (Yeeeah!)
ï Mr Skin announces Anatomy Award nominees! Holy hooters! (Mr Skin)
ï Jessica Simpson straps on some short shorts to irk [...]

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Mr Skin's Top 20 Nude Scenes 2008! Comin' Atcha!

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published December 2, 2008

December brings Santa Claus, the Hanukkah Fairy, the Kwanzaa Gnome, and another mysterious man bringing gifts to your home. Only these gifts are not wrapped boxes of Wiis or Barbies or chocolate gelt. These gifts are boobs. The man is Mr. Skin, and instead of cramming himself down your chimney, he's offering his year-end holiday [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Heroes Hottie Hayden Hoists Hoots

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published September 11, 2008

ï Tiny smurfling Hayden Panettiere hoists her wee hooters aloft. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï L.A. dudes in bands, hold on to your wieners–Mischa Barton is now single. (Digital Spy)
ï Samantha Ronson announces that Lohan’s boobs will become Mrs. and Mrs. Ronson soon. (The Blemish)
ï Mr. Skin kicks off the Top 50 Sexiest TV [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Lost Hertits

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published August 14, 2008

ï Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt: You can do side bends or sit-ups. But please don't lose that bust. (Faded Youth)
ï Paris Hilton is getting sued. Again. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Yesterday Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer. Today she's dating Selma Blair's ex. What does tomorow bring? (Female First)
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CNW Junk Drawer: The Dealie with Keeley

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published February 28, 2008

ï Keeley Hazell makes Breast Actress, Mr. Skin makes The Sun. (The Sun)
ï Angelina's having a girl, and she's having her in France! Freedom birth! (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Non, non! She is having deux bebes! Having zem in L'Etats-Unis! Oui oui oui! (FemaleFirst)
ï Lohan dons crotch-strangling short [...]

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Revealed: Mr. Skin's 2008 Anatomy Awards!

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published February 25, 2008

Oscar fashion, schmoscar schmashion. Leave lauding cinematic performances up to the untouchable "Academy". When it comes to lauding skinematic perv-formances, there is but one man to whom we all answer: Mr. Skin. This morning, he appeared on Sirus radio's Howard 100 and unveiled (dig that pun!) the winners of his ninth annual Anatomy Awards. Click [...]

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Mr. Skin's Best Nude Scenes of 2007!

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published November 26, 2007

2007 will be known for a lot of things. The year we lost the incandescent talent that is Anna Nicole Smith. The year of the Virginia Tech massacre. The year Tony Blair retired. And much more importantly, a year filled with wobbling, pink-nipped bosoms floating like parade floats–really sexy parade floats–across movie screens worldwide. This [...]

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