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Julia Roberts Has a Huge Staff
Do you ever wonder why movie tickets are like 12 bucks these days? Are you paying for cutting-edge CGI and inflated actors’ salaries? Well, maybe, but you’re also paying for the salaries of all the people employed by those actors who ensure that said famous person will never be in danger of coming in contact [...]
Furiously Overmilking the Jennifer’s Body Kiss Teat
Sorry. It’s a Megan Fox post. Sorry. It’s a Jennifer’s Body post. Sorry, sorry, sorry. But it involves two very facially exalted women kissing! So, as we’ve mentioned before, the Diablo Cody “horror” flick opened at a disappointing fifth place last weekend, and what better way to get the kids jazzed on seeing more than [...]
Diablo Cody to Ruin Sweet Valley High
It isn’t enough that they’re planning on making a TV show based on Heathers. Oh no000, Hollywood wants to drop an even fatter deuce on our preteen years by making a movie about Sweet Valley High and putting Diablo Cody in charge of it. Variety reports:
Diablo Cody’s heading back to high school, signing on to [...]
Kissing Megan Fox is Harrrrrrrrd
Two Megan Fox posts in one day. Sorry, frequent commenter “meh”. The much-ballyhooed Jennifer’s Body opened this weekend to triumphant trumpet sounds and a ticker tape parade. J/K, it came in fifth after an animated movie about meatballs and Tyler Perry in a fat suit. In your stupid sexy face, Megan Fox! And although we’ve [...]
Bai Ling Really Knows How to Promote a Movie
Bai Ling has dated Chris Isaak and an errant Carter (and possibly Lionel Richie!), she claims to be from outer space, and her breasts have tiny brains of their own, constantly masterminding escapes from the prison of clothing. The undisputed nip slip queen of Tinseltown recently sat down to chat with Mr Skin, and gave [...]
Megan Fox Roundup: Not So Bad, Kisses Chick, Wants to Maim David Silver
Hey, guys! Look! It’s Megan Fox! And she’s doin’ stuff!
1. The other day, some put-upon Transformers crew members released a letter in which they accused Fox of being an unrepentant cooze. Today, another letter (this one signed) from another crew dude surfaces, this one complimentary. Well, somewhat. “Everyone has good and bad days and Megan [...]
Megan Fox, More Than Meets the Eye. Megan Fox, Graceless Bitch in Disguise.
We complain about having to constantly write about Megan Fox but honestly, she’s pretty entertaining. She calls Michael Bay “Hitler”, she calls herself “Alan Alda in drag”, and she toggles David Silver’s ballbag in public. But some crew members from the Transformers movies do not share our amusement, and they got together to pen a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: “He’s So F–ing Rude”
Kate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. [...]
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