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Ashton Kutcher Gets Meta
We’re convinced that the early death of the CW series The Beautiful Life had not so much to do with Mischa Barton’s cuckoo crazy times or terrible scripts or anything; it was the marketing. The show just didn’t have the balls to tout itself as the newest project to come “from the daring mind of [...]
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Paris Hilton Demands Lobsters
Apparently CelebNewsWire has the power to summon celebrities out of publicity hybernation. If we ask “Where has Scarlett Johansson been lately?” on Tuesday, by Friday she’ll be on the cover of eight magazines and slated for a guest spot on 30 Rock. We’re like a human Ouija board. Recently we summoned the beast that is [...]
Booblestar Galactitca
Amongst the hipster population, chicken coops are the new cupcakes, which were the new bikes, which were the new math. Amongst the amazingly foxy lady population, underboob is the new upskirt which was the new ass crack. Battlestar Galactica superbabes Tricia Helfer and Grace Park are showing off theirs in Maxim this month while pushing [...]
What’s the Gossip, Girl? Blake Lively’s Nude. Sort of.
Blake Lively nude! Blake Lively nude! Well, sort of. But still, we’re going to head out to the street corner, dressed in our best tweed short pants, our newsy hat jauntily tipped to the side, and yell it for all to hear. Then, quietly, we’ll say, “strategically nude, that is, pressed up against some old [...]
I Hope They Serve Schadenfreude in Hollywood
Do you know who Tucker Max is? He has a lisp, he thinks “fucking rape sucks, man,” and he is the living embodiment of a “NO FAT CHIX!!!” T-shirt. The movie version of his book, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, opened last week at #25, with Max promising, “I Hope They Serve Beer [...]
Life Is Hard in RPattzland
Twilight is hilarious. Teen girls haven’t sweated this much since the advent of Get In Shape Girl! As New Moon, the second abstinent Mormon vampire movie in the series, gears up to hit theaters, the stars are doing more and more interviews for promotion. Robert Pattinson recently sat down with AnOther Man magazine to talk [...]
Julia Roberts Has a Huge Staff
Do you ever wonder why movie tickets are like 12 bucks these days? Are you paying for cutting-edge CGI and inflated actors’ salaries? Well, maybe, but you’re also paying for the salaries of all the people employed by those actors who ensure that said famous person will never be in danger of coming in contact [...]
Furiously Overmilking the Jennifer’s Body Kiss Teat
Sorry. It’s a Megan Fox post. Sorry. It’s a Jennifer’s Body post. Sorry, sorry, sorry. But it involves two very facially exalted women kissing! So, as we’ve mentioned before, the Diablo Cody “horror” flick opened at a disappointing fifth place last weekend, and what better way to get the kids jazzed on seeing more than [...]
Diablo Cody to Ruin Sweet Valley High
It isn’t enough that they’re planning on making a TV show based on Heathers. Oh no000, Hollywood wants to drop an even fatter deuce on our preteen years by making a movie about Sweet Valley High and putting Diablo Cody in charge of it. Variety reports:
Diablo Cody’s heading back to high school, signing on to [...]
Kissing Megan Fox is Harrrrrrrrd
Two Megan Fox posts in one day. Sorry, frequent commenter “meh”. The much-ballyhooed Jennifer’s Body opened this weekend to triumphant trumpet sounds and a ticker tape parade. J/K, it came in fifth after an animated movie about meatballs and Tyler Perry in a fat suit. In your stupid sexy face, Megan Fox! And although we’ve [...]